A positive thinking gf called her bf one evening and asked "How r u?" Bf replies "I broke out in hives, I was mugged and lost my wallet, I slipped and broke my nose on the concrete, I was fired for being late, I am being evicted, my car was just repossessed, I have chiggers, crabs, lice, and just found out I also have sypholis, I just went incontinent, I am depressed, anxious, manic, and almost psychotic, and I don't qualify for welfare or assistance." Gf paused for a moment and said "So the glass is half full, right?"
2007-11-24
22:42:08
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