A positive thinking gf called her bf one evening and asked "How r u?" Bf replies "I broke out in hives, I was mugged and lost my wallet, I slipped and broke my nose on the concrete, I was fired for being late, I am being evicted, my car was just repossessed, I have chiggers, crabs, lice, and just found out I also have sypholis, I just went incontinent, I am depressed, anxious, manic, and almost psychotic, and I don't qualify for welfare or assistance." Gf paused for a moment and said "So the glass is half full, right?"
2007-11-24 22:42:08 · 22 answers · asked by Linda Fallsrock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-24 22:46:01 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Kinda funny! 8/10!
2007-11-25 07:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked this one better than the "nude swimming/girls late in the shower" one. I'd give this on 70-out-of-100.
2007-11-25 09:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too much information. And you spelled some words incorrectly.
2007-11-25 07:14:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont laugh coz I never but good for others.
2007-11-25 08:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by DK 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was that yourself (his gf). U could not make me laugh, sorry, dear.
2007-11-25 07:09:29 · answer #6 · answered by nazbak 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not funny. Too much info. and something is missing.
2007-11-25 06:48:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
It was o.k. Not funny but not not funny. hope that makes sense.
2007-11-25 06:54:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont really think it is that funny, sorry.
2007-11-25 06:46:16 · answer #9 · answered by Jen 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I dont really get it sorry
2007-11-25 07:09:29 · answer #10 · answered by ZingyPingy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋