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I held the carton as I usually would and I ran my hand down the shaft of the carton placing it at the usual spot, and then I tilted the shaft and the milk came spurting too quickly out of the spout.

2007-11-24 22:16:19 · 14 answers · asked by Linda Fallsrock 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

14 answers

That just totally gave me a titty hard on.
HAHAHA!!!

GIRL! I'm GOING to CHURCH today!!!
LMFAO!

2007-11-24 22:21:00 · answer #1 · answered by MamiZ fa shizzle! 4 · 5 0

You may have slightly squeezed the carton at the same moment that you began to pour and that would result in a sudden rush of milk, or the milk may have been partially frozen. This would cause the pressure inside the carton to increase so that when it was opened the sudden release of this pressure would cause the spill.

2007-11-25 06:30:43 · answer #2 · answered by grapeape88 1 · 1 2

The milk carton became overly excited when you stroked the shaft. You are a kinky one aren't you? Naughty girl.

2007-11-25 06:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

LOLOLOL.... For some reason, I can empathize with the milk! OMG! Whew.... Uhhhhh..... Wow!

2007-11-25 10:50:23 · answer #4 · answered by Closed for business 5 · 0 0

You squeezed it one too many times. They like that.

2007-11-25 06:28:14 · answer #5 · answered by grits 2 · 2 0

oh my! I think I may go wake up the hubby after reading that!

2007-11-25 06:20:25 · answer #6 · answered by kaytee3212 6 · 3 0

Cause it just Came! you jerked it too fast....

2007-11-25 06:23:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Were you fully clothed?

2007-11-25 06:19:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Umm, uh, I gots nothin. You have an extremely creative mind however.
O-o
I'm going to church. I'm going to church. I'm going to church. I'm going to church.
*walks away repeating*
I'm going to church. I'm going to church. I'm going to church.

2007-11-25 06:40:18 · answer #9 · answered by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 · 3 0

The milk must have FARTED!!

2007-11-25 08:07:54 · answer #10 · answered by DK 3 · 0 0

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