Entertainment & Music - 24 November 2007

2007-11-24 17:41:32 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 17:39:26 · 12 answers · asked by *♥SwEeTy♥* 6 in Polls & Surveys

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. ( Groan …)

2007-11-24 17:38:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

By "art" I refer to drawing, painting, sculpting, etc. as opposed to acting

2007-11-24 17:38:17 · 35 answers · asked by imperialism 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 17:36:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

comeback? I would like to see Alf, some of the older cartoons, etc....What is the tv show you miss?

2007-11-24 17:36:14 · 14 answers · asked by orangie 5 in Comedy

“Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?” a parishioner asked his minister.

“Definitely not,” was the preacher’s answer.

“Are you absolutely certain?”

“Yes, my son, absolutely.”

“Okay. In that case, I wonder if you’d mind returning that $25 I gave you after my wedding last year?”

2007-11-24 17:34:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-24 17:31:02 · 30 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 17:29:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Angolina Jolie
Jessica Simpson
Halle Barry
Christina Augulara
Jenna Jamison
pamela anderson
carmen electra
Jessica Bial
Jessica Alba
anna kournikova
Jennifer anistan
Beyonce
Rihanna

2007-11-24 17:29:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Good morning Everyone!

2007-11-24 17:24:39 · 36 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

:::Women with...:::


a) big butt??

b) big breasts??

c) curvy figure??

d) long hair??

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Or if you have your own choice.....you can tell me what it is??!!

2007-11-24 17:24:28 · 39 answers · asked by Liz 6 in Polls & Surveys

The problem i'm facing is that I always wake up with roaches and crumbs in my hair... how can I stop things like that from happening to me?

2007-11-24 17:24:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

tell me your life story. :)

2007-11-24 17:23:35 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

OR DO YOU LIKE TO LEAVE A NIGHT LIGHT ON?

2007-11-24 17:23:10 · 70 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy had beaten me up for refusing to go out with him... I told him politely that I already had a lover, and he did this to me... :(
Now I had bruises all over and I did try to fight back but I was in pain...

2007-11-24 17:22:49 · 22 answers · asked by FloralLover 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 17:21:06 · 15 answers · asked by Linz VT•AM 4 in Polls & Surveys

Please star if worthy...thx.

A blonde is at home working on a "puzzle" then she calls her boyfriend.
Blonde: "Honey can you come over and help me with something?"

Boy friend: "What's wrong babe?"

Blonde: "I''im working on this puzzle and its really hard, can you help me out?"

Boyfriend: "What''s it supposed to be?"

Blonde: "well according to the picture on the box its supposed to be a tiger."

So her boyfriend comes over to her house and sees the puzzle on the table

Boyfriend: "honey, maybe you should lie down, have some tea, and *sigh* and then says, "Lets put away these frosted flakes."

2007-11-24 17:21:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

any bad habits perhaps..?

2007-11-24 17:20:53 · 19 answers · asked by ♕Soulful Dreamer♕ 5 in Polls & Surveys

ok well im 12. and i want to be a singer, or even on broadway. and i really think i culd do it.
then again, i wanna be a surgeon, but i would hate going to school so long.

but like recently, ive just felt like im here to make an impact on the world. i know it sounds crazy, but sometimes i feel like , i dont know, like im gonna end up being president and doing something wonderful, or i dont know. like i feel like i have a different view of the world than everyone else. like im only 12, but i'm always thinking about the president, and things like that. and also im really focused on the columbine massacre recently, i just feel like im here to do something good. everh ad a feeling like that?


and about the columbine thing, heres my view

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkWZPJ16MgeQnVZz8JOWBQrsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071124220122AAnIdZw

2007-11-24 17:19:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anabella A 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 17:19:20 · 35 answers · asked by dosahyd f 2 in Polls & Surveys

Who would win in a knocked out drag out fight between these three toons. The Paw Paw Bears, Snorks; these can go on land, and the Smurfs. The Smurfs been around a lot longer but the Snorks aint no slouches either or the those lil b@$t@rds Paw Paws. Winner takes over the Smurf village, Paw Paw village and the village.

2007-11-24 17:19:19 · 10 answers · asked by Sir $liq Rick 5 in Comics & Animation

In the name of friendship and relationship, we try to impose our thoughts on others. It might be a disturbance to their life.

Every one has the right to lead their life the way they want (as long as it doesn’t affect others).

People should respect other’s thoughts and feelings on their life.

I personally believe in democracy not only in the political system but also in everyone’s life.

Sometimes friendship and relationship could be demanding, and could interfere in your normal life. How do you handle these situations?

I also like my freedom. I don’t like to people binding me in the name of friendship or relationship which would curb my thoughts and activities. Sometimes I feel like being in a cage. I always escape and run way from it.

I don’t others influencing your way of life. However I always welcome elders and more experienced people’s suggestions and advices. I respect and sometimes follow them as long as I find them good.

2007-11-24 17:19:00 · 22 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I like them because they all have a mysteriousness about them. They're awesome.

2007-11-24 17:18:25 · 12 answers · asked by USAman 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 17:17:50 · 23 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 3 in Polls & Surveys

Yes or no?

2007-11-24 17:15:50 · 22 answers · asked by ♕Soulful Dreamer♕ 5 in Polls & Surveys

My parents are MAD at me for living in their basement and spending all my allowance on LOTTO TICKETS... they say I'm never going to win... I'LL SHOW THEM...oh boy, I'll show them.

I think it's fine to be 26 and jobless getting an allowance, don't you?

2007-11-24 17:15:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-11-24 17:11:52 · 22 answers · asked by Amburhh =] 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 17:10:19 · 11 answers · asked by OKIM IM 7 in Jokes & Riddles

chewing gum is mine

2007-11-24 17:09:08 · 74 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys