Entertainment & Music - 24 November 2007

Pls star if worthy. Thx.

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.


They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.

Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

2007-11-24 17:08:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I cannot help it, if it's a family member it's funny and when it's someone else it's funny and i just have to protect myself while I try to stop laughing and the madder they get the more funny it gets and ....

2007-11-24 17:08:40 · 13 answers · asked by R J 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 17:08:05 · 48 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Polls & Surveys

this dude takes his friends in a car ride at nithg and they turn off the head lights so they can see lightning bugs or something and they hit this road block. one of them died and a chick survived or something. he has brain damage and he works at this bank and this guy brings him dough nuts and stuff
and a bunch of gangsters make him help out with robbing the bank. The title slipped my mind. Thanks in advance. :]

2007-11-24 17:06:30 · 3 answers · asked by ? 1 in Movies

Rosie Odonnal
Oprah
molly shannon
Queen Latifa
Meg Griffen
janine garofalo
Ellen degenerous
Marge Simpson
Nancy Grace
Whoopi Goldburg
Martha Stewert

2007-11-24 17:06:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

*dances*

And no, I'm not on drugs (whoever you were that told me that)

Cheerios or Honey Nut Cheerios????
Black n White or Color????
Blonde or Brunette????
Red Head or Jet Black????
Pumpkin pie or Apple pie????
Caramel Cheesecake or Chocolate Cheesecake????
Mashed Potatoes or Baked Potatoes????





*Dances*

2007-11-24 17:05:49 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 17:05:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Feel free to elaborate.

2007-11-24 17:05:16 · 34 answers · asked by JUUUULIA 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 17:04:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you think their marriage is not fulfilling

2007-11-24 17:03:10 · 15 answers · asked by sarah 3 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think we really went to the moon?



P.S. I only thought of this because I was watching TV today and the moon landing was #2 on the Unforgettable TV Moments list.

2007-11-24 17:01:13 · 18 answers · asked by reel big fish is latin for sexy. 3 in Polls & Surveys

Imagine that you are in an empty room with no windows or doors. How do you escape?
I will give best answer to the first person with the correct answer!

2007-11-24 17:00:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Or other?

lol!

2007-11-24 17:00:57 · 5 answers · asked by My Hubby's Be Be`♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

If yes, with whom?

2007-11-24 17:00:15 · 33 answers · asked by The Hawaiian Girl =o) 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 16:59:52 · 24 answers · asked by Smartass 2012 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 16:59:39 · 24 answers · asked by wolflady 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 16:59:20 · 22 answers · asked by Secret Keeper 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 16:57:43 · 15 answers · asked by wolflady 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 16:57:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Get creative!

2007-11-24 16:55:17 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

George Bush
Bill Clinton
Robin Williams
Marilyn Manson
Peter Griffen
Ron Jeremy
Micheal Jackson
Homer Simpson
Bill Cosby
Squidward

2007-11-24 16:54:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 16:52:25 · 26 answers · asked by I Dream of Best Answer 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 16:52:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 16:50:35 · 18 answers · asked by lil' angel 6 in Polls & Surveys

Popcorn or candycorn
ice cream or pie (if so what kind)
rap music or pop music
diet coke or diet pepsi
Music or Telephone
carpet or tile
Pink or Red
Leaves or Snow
Cheetos or Cheezits
goldfish crackers or Animal Crackers




*dances*

2007-11-24 16:50:14 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 16:50:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 16:47:37 · 18 answers · asked by R J 7 in Polls & Surveys

it was in german

2007-11-24 16:47:30 · 2 answers · asked by ineedacar 5 in Movies

Please!!! No links please. I was wondering if anybody knew they lyrics to the new song by 3 Doors Down? You know the one, Citizen Soldier. You'd be a big help right now!

2007-11-24 16:47:18 · 3 answers · asked by virgogonono 2 in Lyrics

of my on line-P&S fiance-Bobby B?

2007-11-24 16:47:00 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys