The priest of a local church was invited golfing with some
friends, but realised that it was during the same hours
that he does confession. Not wanting to miss the golf he
convinced the church janitor to sit in and do confession
for him. He wrote down evey sin he could think of and the resolution
for each one as well. The first person to enter told the janitor
he had stolen something from a convient store, so the janitor
looked up theif and found that he needed to have the man do
three hail maries and beg for forgiveness. The next was
a woman who said she had not been faithful to her husband.
Next to adultery he found six hail maries and beg for forgiveness.
He was beginning to feel confident when the third person
said " forgive me father I have given a blo*job and
I'm not married. The janitor looked through his list but
could not find blo*job anywhere. He was beginning to panic
when he saw the alter boy walking by and stopped him and asked
2007-11-24 11:57:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"What does the father give for a blo*job?" The
boy looked at him and replied " Well I'm not sure
about everyone else , but he always gives me a snickers bar."
2007-11-24 11:58:01 · update #1
haha
rotflmfao!!!
2007-11-24 12:10:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-24 21:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-25 06:26:03 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,10,very funny.
2007-11-25 05:30:20 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
I bet that's what the pope does in his spare time
2007-11-24 20:02:28 · answer #5 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OMG it's funny
2007-11-24 20:28:11 · answer #6 · answered by Trish 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-11-24 20:06:13 · answer #7 · answered by Ellena :) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewww haha ewww
2007-11-24 20:07:34 · answer #8 · answered by younggramma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-25 04:04:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl funny haha! =]
2007-11-24 20:02:37 · answer #10 · answered by Daniel B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...i laughed so hard i almost pissed myself,now thats funny.
2007-11-24 20:15:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋