Here's youre funny joke!!!!!!!!!?

Question

One day a man who has always taken care of his body was naked looking in a mirror, noticed he was tan all over xcept his penis. So he goes to the beach covers his body in sand xcept his penis. When two old ladies come by. The first lady looks down and says there is no justice in this world anymore, her friend asks what do you mean? The old lady says well when I was twenty I was curious, when I was thirty I got it, when i was forty I was sick of it when I was fifty I begged for it, when I was sixty I dreamed of it, now that I'm seventy the damn' things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!

Answer 1

That's Funny!!!!! I love a Good Joke. Nothing better than a good joke to take the stress out of the day!!

Answer 2

POLITIKS A boy asks his dad "what's politics?" His dad replies "properly, positioned it this way. Your mum spends money, so she's the government. I make the money, so i'm the administration. The maid works for a living, and he or she's the working classification. you are the standard public. the toddler represents the destiny. Now think of roughly my words." At nighttime, the boy is going to the rest room and hears the toddler crying. He enters the room and sees the toddler has pooped. He then is going to inform his mothers and dads. He sees his mom sound asleep and in the different mattress room, his dad is f*cking the maid. The boy is livid and is going back to his room and sleeps. day after today, the dad says "what do you think of politics potential now?" The boy says "on a similar time as the government is sound asleep the administration is f*cking up the working classification. the standard public is pi$$ed approximately this on a similar time as the destiny is full of sh!t." 2 years in the past

Answer 3

Funny! 100!

Answer 4

lol funny

Answer 5

haha

Answer 6

haha
wow

Answer 7

hahaha that was cute!!

Answer 8

lol