Here is a joke that might not be the funniest but is at least enough to make someone chuckle I'd say. Well, hope you enjoy reading it.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500," figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn.
She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air phone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep!
2007-11-24 11:47:35 · 15 answers · asked by layanne1 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For those who don't get it, the blonde had made up the question and hadn't known the answer herself.
2007-11-24 14:41:55 · update #1
ive heard it before but just goes to show that us blondes ARENT as dumb as people think.i like this one cuz its something i would do.
2007-11-24 11:53:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for posting those, What a hoot to read. All those lines are very funny indeed, But I--- LOL--- over the three men learning, ooowww I can only imagine some of them peeing on the electric fence, I wonder if they learnt to read after that experience, Ha ha ha!!! ............Cheers...........
2016-05-25 06:14:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
=D
I love that.
I'm blonde. I'd like to think I would do that =]
2007-11-24 23:53:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I really like that one...although I would love to know the answer to the riddle
2007-11-24 13:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by xbrwneyedgirlx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! hopefully someone tries to play that game with me and i'll remember this joke and trick them too.
2007-11-24 12:24:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, that's and easy way to make $490
lol
2007-11-24 11:53:16 · answer #6 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-24 11:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2007-11-24 13:47:00 · answer #8 · answered by Crazy_Jay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha!! omg that is sooo funny...minnipulative as*hole HAHA!
2007-11-24 11:54:48 · answer #9 · answered by XxHiAlyHelloXx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny... i love that joke.. i'll have to remember that.
2007-11-24 12:14:59 · answer #10 · answered by morgan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋