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A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears he has already had plenty to drink and that he could not be served additional liquor. The bartender offers to call a cab for him.

The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down from the bar stool, and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and - still politely if not more firmly - refuses service to the man and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is drunk and will be served no drinks. He then tells him that he can either call a cab or the police immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish cries, “Man! How many bars do you work at?

2007-11-24 11:41:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

fuuny!

2007-11-24 11:47:30 · answer #1 · answered by Captain Raison likes pizza 6 · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-24 21:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

haha
the story of a drunk's night

2007-11-24 19:48:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yeah a little

2007-11-24 19:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 1 0

i dont get it.

2007-11-24 19:55:31 · answer #5 · answered by Joy 2 · 1 0

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