A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes, "he says, "I was in Vietnam for three
years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points
toward employment, " and then asks, "Are you
disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes, 100%...a mortar round exploded
near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tell the guy, "OK, I can hire you right
now. The hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00PM. You can start tomorrow.
Come in at 10:00AM"
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from
8:00AM to 4:00PM then why do you want me to come in at 10:00AM?"
"This is a government job, "the interviewer
says, "For the first two hours we stand around scratching
our balls...no point in you coming in for that."
2007-11-24 11:52:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thanx for the laugh
2007-11-24 11:57:09 · answer #1 · answered by younggramma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree!!! I think you would do an excellant job at it ;) And if you would allow me to do so, I would love to join you! Lets form this Government!!! We will make the best one ever.... So what do I have to do? What are you goinf to do about it? Ps....I'm a girl, so I hope I still qualify even though you put "Mighty Men" Edit: Allso, when are we going to start? I start school soon, so I'm gonna be busy:( If we could start now I think I could do it... Thank you! It is such an honor:) Together we will be undefeatable!
2016-04-05 07:23:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 8/10!
2007-11-24 15:13:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-24 22:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-11-24 12:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Already read it. Wasn't the first time.
2007-11-24 11:57:12 · answer #6 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol,very funny
2007-11-24 22:09:15 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2007-11-24 12:38:59 · answer #8 · answered by Trish 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao loved it*
2007-11-24 16:11:04 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is great because it is so true!!!
2007-11-24 12:03:52 · answer #10 · answered by ribuckeye 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋