On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95
year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while
we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many
years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow
and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the
Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and
if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive
today!"
2007-11-24
11:52:56
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