Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2007

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free, having fun and nibbling at the lush grass.

Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"

"Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good, unlike his tasteless food he grew up with. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them." This he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"

"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well." The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. "There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it." Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning screwing his little heart out until, completely knackered, he staggered back over to the guys. "That was fantastic," he panted. "So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette."

2007-11-22 01:34:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Lucille Ball, Carroll Burnett, Lily Tomlin, Gilda Radner, Tracy Ullman, Whoppie Goldberg, Rosanne Barr, are some that have had me rotf at some point. Probably Lily Tomlin is my all-timer, both as a stand up and in movies and tv. I know I'm leaving great people off the list. Remind me. Thanks.

2007-11-22 01:34:21 · 11 answers · asked by Da Pho? 7 in Polls & Surveys

dEad, Passion, Departed Passion, Lifeless Passion,. dEceased Passion, Blue Passion, Dark Passion, Withered Passion. WHich soudns the coolest. Do you guys liek the names I cam up with. Would one of these names sound cooler in a different language?

2007-11-22 01:33:36 · 4 answers · asked by ngltina 1 in Polls & Surveys

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who is celebrating it today.

2007-11-22 01:32:34 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you ever open your burger up to see if if it hasn't been spiked? Or do you just eat it right away!?

2007-11-22 01:32:25 · 6 answers · asked by Katniss 2 in Polls & Surveys

Women are like guns. Keep one around long enough and you are going to want to shoot it.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A: The dog of course ... at least he’ll shut up after you let him in! One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!"

All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

Q: What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A: A woman that won’t do what she’s told!

Q: How many women does it take to paint a wall?

A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don’t like to interrupt her.

Women are so unreasonable! My wife gets mad at me because every Saturday night I take a bath with bubbles in it. I mean, if Bubbles doesn’t mind, why should she?

2007-11-22 01:30:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-22 01:30:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

No offecnce, not trying to be racist here.

I work in Bahrain and im from Maldives, the amount of rude Indians I get it socking.
I'd say 95% of them can be so rude, they always speak so harsh...
I dont know how to handle it but I dont think that anyone should be disrespectful towards other people.
I try to be friendly and they dont know how to appreciate it. I do realise that this is very much culture back at home that causes them to be this way but... I love Indian culture, bollywood and some of them are great!

But why are they so rude towards people, many of my friends from different countries even told me that Indians are rude & thats they way they are...
Why is it so???

No hard feeling please, im not hurting anyones feelings.

2007-11-22 01:29:02 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

A: Two mothers-in-law.

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Q: Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?

A: Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

Q: Why are hangovers better than women?

A: Hangovers will go away.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A: So they can stand closer to the sink.

Q: How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?

A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A: You don’t...there is a clock on the oven.

Q: Why do men pass gas more than women?

A: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Q: Why were shopping carts invented?

A: To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

2007-11-22 01:28:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-22 01:27:28 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or do they have "their people" do it?

If so, what is the job title of that...Role?

2007-11-22 01:26:58 · 2 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

follow me , wherever i go.........?

2007-11-22 01:26:52 · 26 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

I at at work from 7a-11pm today fielding the calls from people involved in domestics, housefires to turkeys gone bad, and inebriated football fans not happy with the results.

Anyone else at work and not get to enjoy the holiday? And also to be fair, who chose to work so they do not have to see their family? I used to do that back in the day as well.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, working or otherwise.

2007-11-22 01:26:10 · 5 answers · asked by The Gay Argentian Seal 5 in Polls & Surveys

FBO Trolls this is a survey.

2007-11-22 01:25:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yahoo Answers needs 10 Commandments from the actual user. You guys are the ones that experience Yahoo Answers and know some problems you would like fixed, but seem like they never will. You know, when you see a user get a thumbs down for a great answer that makes perfect sense. When you get insulted for no reason, or when someone answers a question "I dont know" and gets 2 points for NOT helping out another user. The trolls that start trouble and say things that make you angry, internet or not

They can be anything you want. give me your 10 commandments, and if you don't have 10, any number will do

(I plan on putting together a list of 10 commandments for this site, to keep the integrity of the site up and make it so we all don't have to deal with crap we shouldn't have to deal with)

So, throw something out there :-)

2007-11-22 01:25:01 · 11 answers · asked by Judge me by my music 4 in Polls & Surveys

The Romantics have filed a federal lawsuit against Activision Inc., the maker of "Guitar Hero," saying the popular video game infringes on the band's rights by featuring a soundalike recording of its 1980 hit "What I Like About You."
A copyright claim isn't the issue for the Romantics. The band's attorneys tell the Detroit Free Press that Activision properly secured permission to use "What I Like About You," allowing it to record a cover version.

But they say by creating an imitation so much like the Romantics' original, the California-based company infringed on the group's rights to its own likeness.

2007-11-22 01:24:33 · 2 answers · asked by diane_b_33594 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 01:24:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what’s for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl’s man... Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties... Bad girls don’t wear any.

Good girls wax their floors... Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot... Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner... Bad girls make reservations

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies... Bad girls

know they could do better

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss... Bad girls never do either, unless he’s very, very rich.

Good girls believe they’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls... Bad girls believe that they are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love Italian food... Bad girls love Italian waiters.

Good girls prefer the missionary position... Bad girls do too-when acting out a "virgin" fantasy.

Good girls pack their toothbrush... Bad girls pack their diaphragms.

Good girls save for a rainy day... Bad girls save for a Chanel suit.

Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it... Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it.

Good girls wear high heels to work... Bad girls wear high heels to bed.

Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance... Bad girls think NO place is the wrong place.

Good girls have stocks... Bad girls have stockbrokers.

Good girls collect silk shirts... Bad girls collect chiffon teddies.

Good girls just say no... Bad girls just say when.

Good girls never do "it" on the first date... Bad girls wait to see what kind of car he’s driving.

Good girls read best-sellers... Bad girls sleep with their authors.

Good girls write condolence notes... Bad girls marry the widower.

2007-11-22 01:23:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-22 01:23:04 · 33 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

Along with their turkey and all the trimmings? I don't like it so dry and bland. I'm Scandinavian/ white trash, I don't like anything that isn't smothered in gravy, or white sauce. I am also saddended by the fact that we are not having any green stuff (jello with cottage cheese) and no green bean casserole. Next year I am cooking.
Happy Thanksgiving my friends, have a safe and stress free day.

2007-11-22 01:22:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I always watch it!♥

2007-11-22 01:21:47 · 13 answers · asked by Melly 6 in Polls & Surveys

frank sinatra, i would think.

2007-11-22 01:21:13 · 8 answers · asked by just hanging around 5 in Other - Music

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's s*x drive by 90%!!! Its called wedding cake.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man, and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man have rested.

A man inserted an advertisement in the classified. In read: "Wife Wanted" The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A women who won't do what she's told.

What do you call a woman who just lost 90% of her intelligence? Divorced.

2007-11-22 01:20:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Mine was seeing the old Queen Mary and the Queen Elizabeth going in and out of the Solent at the same time or my first day at school.

2007-11-22 01:20:47 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just think that you are awesome! =)

2007-11-22 01:20:33 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you expect people to actually go to JCPenney at 4 o' clock in the morning Tomorrow?

I might go to Jcp but deffinately not that early.

2007-11-22 01:19:35 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want good answers ok.

2007-11-22 01:18:46 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A bus stops to let on a passenger. This attractive lady steps
onto the bus and puts her right thumb to her nose and wiggles
her fingers without saying a word. The bus driver puts his
right thumb to his nose and his left thumb to the palm of his
right hand and wiggles all eight of his fingers. The woman
then looks a bit confused and in silence grabs her boobs.
The bus driver in a growing lack of patience grabs his balls,
the woman then turns around, grabs her *** and struts off
the bus.

A frequent passenger who sits at the front of the bus looks
to the driver, and says, "Tom, I've been riding
your bus for quite a few years now and I've never seen
anything as vulgar as this! I'm going to have to ride
a different route!"

Tom, the driver, looks to the woman sitting in the front
seat and replies, "You are mistaken, that woman was
deaf. She asked me if this bus was headed for 5th. street,
I said, 'no, 10th street.'

2007-11-22 01:17:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Without thinking of what others want.

2007-11-22 01:16:26 · 9 answers · asked by mumtaz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 01:15:43 · 10 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys