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Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2007

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2007-11-22 00:27:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think everybody knows
Bonanza.

2007-11-22 00:27:06 · 24 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

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In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."

Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence . "I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said..."A pumpkin? ****...is it midnight already?"

2007-11-22 00:25:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Has it produced very good effects on you? How did you maximize its use?

2007-11-22 00:24:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 00:23:50 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 00:20:13 · 30 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 00:20:00 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if i told you they look like Fritos corn chips?

2007-11-22 00:19:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is there anything in the world that will never melt?

im asking this cause im writing a song and one of my lines is..

Sticking together like fuzzy felt
We'll be together till the ______ melt(s)

any ideas to fill the gap? thanks! xx

2007-11-22 00:19:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

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and how old do you think i am?

2007-11-22 00:16:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 00:14:53 · 34 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

Hes a real Skynard fan, and even played guitar for 20 years in a few bands. Any ideas??

2007-11-22 00:14:27 · 13 answers · asked by marcella 1 in Rock and Pop

What if everyone left their job and sat all day on Y/A ? What do ya think ? i for one agree hehe , what bout you ?

2007-11-22 00:14:21 · 6 answers · asked by ♀ Gσтнι¢ яσмαи¢є ♀ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 00:10:17 · 35 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

I knew that they are sexually liberated (mostly). I wanna know if they engage in real. In love scences, there are sex scenes sometimes....

2007-11-22 00:10:11 · 5 answers · asked by maria virginia de la aguanta ha 2 in Celebrities

2007-11-22 00:09:41 · 17 answers · asked by Sir Joey the 3rd 2 in Polls & Surveys

Alone,with Family or Friends?

2007-11-22 00:08:03 · 23 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

My husband is cooking turkey loaf and stuffing & mashed potatos & corn & cherry pie for dessert for us.

2007-11-22 00:06:23 · 7 answers · asked by Death Girl Am 6 in Polls & Surveys

here in Finland we had it for a week but luckley it melted away yesterday

2007-11-22 00:06:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it Okay that I take a shower with it

2007-11-22 00:05:12 · 10 answers · asked by Sir Joey the 3rd 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 00:04:56 · 24 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

...or it is just my imagination...?

2007-11-22 00:04:36 · 11 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

Ex. Does Aunty Mary take a size 5 in slippers?........ Does Dad need small , medium or large boxers,,..... does Gran take a 14, 16 , 18 or larger in nightwear?...... What size dress for she who must be obeyed or what size shirt for his nibs?

2007-11-22 00:04:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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