Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2007

2007-11-22 02:12:32 · 26 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'll put the filling in the pie !

2007-11-22 02:11:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I say yes, hubby sez no. What say you?

2007-11-22 02:11:05 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

As Camilla was making last minute preparations to walk
down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow
her sister's, which were a bit on the small side. When
the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to their room,
right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's. As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla
flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes
off, my feet are killing me." The ever obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe
with vigour, but it was stuck fast. "Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!", the Prince yelled
back, "It's just so bloody tight! "Come on! Give it all you've got!" There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed,
"There! That's it! Oh, that feels good! Oh that
feels SOOO good!" In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip
and said,

2007-11-22 02:10:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Well im always vegaterian on thanksgiving. I dont know why, just not in the mood for meat! So i was wondering will you eat turkey today and what is your favorite side?

Have a happy Thanksgiving and happy holidays!

2007-11-22 02:09:24 · 32 answers · asked by ... 3 in Polls & Surveys

hahahahaha

2007-11-22 02:08:15 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and I don't wanna hear that you're staying in....

2007-11-22 02:07:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two voices; male and female; seated on a plane

“I think everyone’s asleep; lets go”

Sound of steps.

“This one’s empty … no one’s looking … you go in first”

“It a bit cramped - let me sit down”

“Have you got the condom?

“Quick, put it on”

Sniff sniff

“Ah perfume - you think of everything”

“This is great…..” (long sigh)

Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.

“This is the captain speaking to those two people in the
rear toilet.

We know what you’re doing and it is expressly forbidden
by airline regulations.

Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the
smoke detector!”

2007-11-22 02:07:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the wilder the better..ooo

2007-11-22 02:07:04 · 13 answers · asked by Gem 3 in Polls & Surveys

Life is so boring I wish it was Christmas right now then I actually have something to do.

2007-11-22 02:06:30 · 10 answers · asked by Julian W 1 in Polls & Surveys

As a very brief reminder of which was which:

DIe Hard- the one in the tower
Die Hard 2- the one at the airport
Die Hard With a Vengeance- the one with Samuel L. Jackson
Live Free or Die Hard- the one that just came out

So, in your mind, how would you rank them, Best to Weakest?

Thanks!

2007-11-22 02:06:07 · 12 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

got completley wasted! =D

Happy Thanksgiving!

2007-11-22 02:05:46 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 02:05:36 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

I read a questions ONCE... was is war good for... and a lot of people replied "nothing" and other things along those lines... so I just felt obligated to post this.
Not trying to offend people but just laying it out there.

2007-11-22 02:05:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I had a few best answers last week but none this week. How many have you had?

2007-11-22 02:04:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

John met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much &
at the end of the evening Sharon invited John to her place,
where they quickly got involved in a very passionate &
energetic session in bed together. Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the
bed & snuggled up close to each other. After a short while, Sharon began tenderly stroking John's
manhood.

Surprised but appreciative, John comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more already?"


Sharon replies, "No, but every now & then I get
a bit nostalgic, & I miss the days when I had mine."

2007-11-22 02:02:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-22 02:02:11 · 19 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 02:02:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i want a siesta, or see ester, or esters sister! i would say goodnight but its good afternoon in england lovely land.

2007-11-22 02:00:54 · 10 answers · asked by shergal farkey 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 02:00:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 02:00:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We have a mystery person come in and make all ours while we are not looking!

2007-11-22 01:59:56 · 49 answers · asked by lilmissdisorganised 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 01:59:11 · 13 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 01:59:10 · 12 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 01:59:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 01:58:52 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 01:58:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 01:58:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 01:57:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in
their wardrobe).

50 Miami residents turn on the heat.

40 You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesotans go swimming.

35 Italian cars don't start.

32 Water freezes.

30 You plan your vacation to Australia. Minnesotans put
on T-shirts. Politicians begin to worry about the homeless.
British cars don't start.

25 Boston water freezes. Californians weep pitiably.
Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming.

20 You can hear your breath. Politicians begin to talk about
the homeless. New York City water freezes. Miami residents
plan vacation further south.

15 French cars don't start. You plan a vacation in Mexico.
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.

10 Too cold to ski. You need jumper cables to get the car going.


5 You plan your vacation in Houston. American cars don't
start.

0 Alaskans put on T-shirts. Too cold to skate.

2007-11-22 01:56:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles