60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in
their wardrobe).
50 Miami residents turn on the heat.
40 You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesotans go swimming.
35 Italian cars don't start.
32 Water freezes.
30 You plan your vacation to Australia. Minnesotans put
on T-shirts. Politicians begin to worry about the homeless.
British cars don't start.
25 Boston water freezes. Californians weep pitiably.
Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming.
20 You can hear your breath. Politicians begin to talk about
the homeless. New York City water freezes. Miami residents
plan vacation further south.
15 French cars don't start. You plan a vacation in Mexico.
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
10 Too cold to ski. You need jumper cables to get the car going.
5 You plan your vacation in Houston. American cars don't
start.
0 Alaskans put on T-shirts. Too cold to skate.
2007-11-22 01:56:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
-10 German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when
you blink.
-15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans
stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease to
exist.
-20 Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you. Politicians
actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans
shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start.
-25 Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver
going.
-30 You plan a two week hot bath. The Mighty Monongahela
freezes. Swedish cars don't start.
-40 Californians disappear Minnesotans button top button
Canadians put on sweaters Your car helps you plan your trip south.
-50 Congressional hot air freeze Alaskans close the bathroom
window.
-80 Hell freezes over Polar bears move south.
-90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
2007-11-22 01:57:15 · update #1
hahaha lol
2007-11-22 02:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
at 40 Vermonter use a snow making machine and ski
at 32 They ski in bikinis
at -30 They put on their jackets and the lawyers move to Florida and send you E-mails on how much you owe them...
Cute joke, Thanks
2007-11-22 10:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by impromptu_57 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
but-20 politician bit is wrong
they do nothing for homelessness
except create conditions that cause
homlessness
whatever the weather is
2007-11-22 10:17:22 · answer #3 · answered by infobod2nd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 10:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't get worked up if u don't know numbers beyond 90.
2007-11-22 10:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by pinu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's just too long I gave up when the minuses started....not funny for me I'm afraid
2007-11-22 10:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmm...nothing about iowa in there...lol good ones
2007-11-22 21:16:46 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha~~~!
didnt expect da last one 1~~
lmao!
2007-11-22 10:05:10 · answer #8 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-11-22 10:09:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2007-11-22 10:06:19 · answer #10 · answered by garchompagin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋