i dont know if this joke has been here recently, bu here goes...
A man's wife always fell asleep at church, he went to the vicar and asked him
'what can i do about my wife sleeping?' to this the vicar replied:
' Get this needle, whenever your wife falls asleep prick her with it'
The man takes the needle, and the couple go to church
The wife is sleeping,
Vicar'Let us be thankful today, for the sacrifice of'
Woman' JESUS CHRIST!' Her husband poked her with the needle
The vicar carries on, the wife falls asleep again
Vicar' Let us continue to the Commandments, which were handed down to us by...'
Woman'GOOD GOD!' She got poked again
Nevertheless, the vicar carries on
Vicar' When Eve had born Adam's 99th child, she said to him......'
Woman' IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME I'L SHOVE IT UP YOUR OWN A**!'
2007-11-19
08:05:58
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