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2007-11-19 08:04:18 · 9 answers · asked by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He pulls a bottle of Jack DANIELS out of the hat, instead of a jackRABBIT.
2007-11-19 08:08:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
3 ways to know if the magician you hired is drunk or not.
1) When after your child cuts the cake n everyone sings...the magician comes down to you and wishes you a very happy bday!
2) When doing his card trick he actually starts gambling!
3) when he comes down to your place and thinks that he is off to a masquerade party and is asking you why are there children here!
2007-11-19 17:24:13 · answer #2 · answered by DJ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He shows up drunk like the guy did in the movie Uncle Buck
2007-11-19 16:10:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
As the wind blows you can smell the vodka oozing from his skin. Instead of balloon animals he makes sex organs.
2007-11-19 16:11:10 · answer #4 · answered by SKB11 Kitty-Kong!!! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When He says before this next trick I'll need a glass with ice cubes
then he Pulls out his bottle of Wiskey.
Drum roll please Gulp...TA DA!!!! then passes out.
2007-11-19 16:41:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
he/she has a heart to heart with one of the kids while sipping out of a flask
2007-11-19 16:08:01 · answer #6 · answered by #48 ♥'s YOU 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
uh he has a flask
2007-11-19 21:00:21 · answer #7 · answered by THE GENERAL 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he cuts the mother in half... and forgets how to restore her~!
2007-11-19 18:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by R. Gyle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i don't think anyone can top i am the cure's answer. that's hilarious!
2007-11-19 16:26:46 · answer #9 · answered by Joyce S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋