Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2007

2007-11-17 07:17:51 · 6 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

Are you the Walter Matthau character or the Jack Lemmon one?

2007-11-17 07:17:13 · 4 answers · asked by jenesuispasunnombre 6 in Polls & Surveys

The beat goes, "da da, duh, da da, duh, da da, duh, da da, duh, da da," And then they start sing, 'oooohhhh, aaahhh', which they repeat a few times.I don't know the rest of the words, but it would be great if someone could help me.

2007-11-17 07:16:20 · 2 answers · asked by Hippies hop to hippie music =D 3 in Other - Music

And rub them on your wrists and then go out on a night in the town? It's a great way to get a variety of scents in your life without having to pay any extra money.

2007-11-17 07:14:18 · 14 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

My son who is 13 loves it. My male friends (mid 30's) worringly love it too! As a chick, it makes me cringe.

2007-11-17 07:14:10 · 2 answers · asked by dollydagger 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:14:06 · 31 answers · asked by Gabriel W 1 in Comics & Animation

At an art exhibition two women were staring at a painting entitled, "Home for Lunch".The painting was of three very naked, and very black men, sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on both ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the middle had a very pink penis. The two women were standing there, staring at the picture, scratching their heads and trying to figure this out. The artist walked by and noticed the women's confusion. "Can I help you with this painting?" he asked. "Well, yes" said the one woman. "We were curious about the picture of the black men on the bench. Why does the man in the middle have a pink penis?""Oh," said the artist. "I'm afraid you've misunderstood the painting. The three men are not African-Americans, they're coal miners, and the fellow in the middle went "Home for Lunch."

2007-11-17 07:13:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

They were Jehovahs Witnesses? Its harder than it sounds, I promise.

2007-11-17 07:13:05 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:12:54 · 4 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

your computer or your cell phone

2007-11-17 07:12:42 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

.....Public Display of Affection?

2007-11-17 07:12:32 · 26 answers · asked by ƒtƒt54 5 in Polls & Surveys

buy whatever i want whenever i want it?

*serious answers please.

I want a high paying job in the future.

2007-11-17 07:12:00 · 18 answers · asked by STAR. 1 in Polls & Surveys

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist when early in the morning I received a call from his office:I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30AM. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the routine, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said: "My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?", but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening etc. At 8:30 that evening my 14 year-old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom, where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back, "No I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."

2007-11-17 07:11:52 · 9 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-17 07:11:06 · 22 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:11:04 · 27 answers · asked by Smartass 2012 2 in Polls & Surveys

One day while little johnny was playing at the park he saw his daddy's car drive by and decided to follow it.When he finds the car he sees his Aunt Jane and his daddy Kissing,so excited he couldn't hold himself and ran home as fast as he can,when he made it home he ran inside and said MOMMY,MOMMY,I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND....his mom inturuped and said calm down johnny i wanna hear what u have to say but just say it slowly...,so Little Johnny Tells her:I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...." At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.

2007-11-17 07:09:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?

"Are you nuts?!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. So they go into an alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.

As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..."

2007-11-17 07:09:03 · 18 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-17 07:08:51 · 31 answers · asked by amri 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:08:09 · 35 answers · asked by :-) 6 in Polls & Surveys

Any subgenre, any era.

2007-11-17 07:08:07 · 7 answers · asked by Pumpkin Head 4 in Blues

2007-11-17 07:07:31 · 18 answers · asked by Bree 5 in Polls & Surveys

A Poll.... or
A Survey... ?

2007-11-17 07:07:00 · 15 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

is it ok to start asking now ?

2007-11-17 07:06:11 · 9 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

what would it be?

2007-11-17 07:05:48 · 11 answers · asked by IMalive 3 in Polls & Surveys

Poor Ole Bob

Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to the local strip club for some fun.

The doorman greets them and says "Hey Bob, how ya doin?".

Bob's wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no" replied Bob. "He's on my bowling team".

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly more uncomfortable and says "How did she know you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress at the golf club and I always have a Bud at the turn honey."

A stripper then come over to the table and throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over Bob and says " Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance big boy?"

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Bob follows her and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Bob desperately tries to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her voice calling him every four letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez, Bob you picked up a real ***** this time!"

2007-11-17 07:04:50 · 8 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

know what it is,,,,and what would you do if you owned one.????

2007-11-17 07:04:48 · 3 answers · asked by Sweet Judy 7 in Polls & Surveys

Here's mine:

SOUTH- Stop treatin the rap game like a business opportunity. The South is flooded with *TOO MANY* rappers who aren't even *TRYING* to make a difference. You're representing alot of people and when you "Crank Dat" and "Hand Clap" you give people from the rest of the nation the thought that this is all the South has to offer and thats not the case. I'm not saying you have to be amazing, but at least *TRY* to be... damn.

2007-11-17 07:04:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

Did you ever think the lead singer of a band has/had an amazing voice, but you just could never fully appreciate it because you never got into the band?

I never got into Whitesnake, but I love David Coverdales' voice (good thing there's Deep Purple!)

You?

2007-11-17 07:04:04 · 10 answers · asked by meep meep 7 in Rock and Pop

2007-11-17 07:03:07 · 15 answers · asked by cindy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:02:01 · 32 answers · asked by Strong HandZ 1 in Polls & Surveys