One day while little johnny was playing at the park he saw his daddy's car drive by and decided to follow it.When he finds the car he sees his Aunt Jane and his daddy Kissing,so excited he couldn't hold himself and ran home as fast as he can,when he made it home he ran inside and said MOMMY,MOMMY,I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND....his mom inturuped and said calm down johnny i wanna hear what u have to say but just say it slowly...,so Little Johnny Tells her:I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...." At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.
2007-11-17 07:09:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
2007-11-17 07:10:45 · update #1
ROFLMAO! Again I am amused! *star* for you!!!
2007-11-17 07:19:06 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I love Little Johnny jokes!
2007-11-17 15:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by Little One 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-17 17:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao. haaahah, i was not expecting that. That made my day.
2007-11-17 15:51:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol made my day
2007-11-17 15:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by libra181994 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-11-17 15:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by 7th heaven freak 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-11-17 15:18:57 · answer #7 · answered by ÷×Ryan×÷ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha!!! I get it!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Star for that!!!!!
2007-11-17 15:25:05 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋