Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2007

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still
far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next
city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an
hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place
he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging
routes.

No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a
knocking on his window.

He looked out and saw a jogger running in place.

"Yes?"

"Excuse me, sir," the jogger said, "do you have the time?"

The man looked at the car clock and answered, "8:15."

The jogger said thanks and left. The man settled back again
and was just dozing off when there was another knock on the
window and another jogger.

"Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?"

"8:25!"

The jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see other
joggers passing by and he knew it was only a matter of time
before another one disturbed him.

To avoid the problem, he got out a pen and paper and put a
sign in his window saying, "I do not know the time!"

Once again he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off
when there was another knock on the window.

"Sir? It's 8:45."

2007-11-17 07:34:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I say the handball section it only has 3 questions today.

2007-11-17 07:32:51 · 25 answers · asked by Pencils In The Wind 5 in Polls & Surveys

for your pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving?

2007-11-17 07:32:28 · 26 answers · asked by Carl 7 in Polls & Surveys

And why? Say, for instance, blue cuz you feel sad. I'd like to see your input---thanks!!!

2007-11-17 07:31:29 · 6 answers · asked by "Johns" 7 in Other - Music

Imagination....

2007-11-17 07:31:12 · 36 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:29:39 · 26 answers · asked by kelly-love x) 6 in Polls & Surveys

Mine was discovering David Bowie, still a big fan!
Of course there are loads more: what is yours?

2007-11-17 07:29:31 · 16 answers · asked by Ilkie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:29:20 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:29:18 · 19 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Polls & Surveys

A boy lying is seriously injured after being hit by a car outside a church.
A man runs to him and says, "would you like me to fetch a priest, my son?"
The boy replies, "can't you see I'm dying? Sex is the last thing on my mind."

2007-11-17 07:29:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i always seem to go on the same ones such as on here,skynews,the sun,bored.com,what others website can i go on to stop myself being bored

2007-11-17 07:28:24 · 25 answers · asked by sophie s 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:28:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Your apples:
Red or Green or a Mixture

2007-11-17 07:28:15 · 27 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

some1 move behind you out of the corner of ur eye then turn round and theres no1 there?
its just happened to me...its freaky!

2007-11-17 07:28:02 · 3 answers · asked by ♥blonde moments needs help.. 4 in Polls & Surveys

I live in the Caribbean where we don't use wall to wall carpeting like in the states. We mostly use area carpets.

I have one in the living room that I personally think is beautiful and I am the kind that thinks that shoes that are brought from the outside of the home shouldn't be on the carpet that my toddler sits on. Who knows what they have stepped on!.

Well, last night I had an argument about this subject [again!] with my husband because he says he is not going to ask anyone to take their shoes off and that if he went to someone else's home and they asked him to take his shoes off he would leave and never come back. He seems to think it is rude to ask someone to take their shoes off.

He is also the kind that prefers to have neighbors and friends on their good sides by not saying what bothers him and treating them nicely even if he doesn't like them. In short, he doesn't like to do stuff that might bother someone.

So I want to know what the general consensus is.

2007-11-17 07:26:48 · 26 answers · asked by bloo 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:26:33 · 71 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

I always put them up after Thanks Giving put I think I want to do it early.

2007-11-17 07:26:09 · 23 answers · asked by mary ann 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:25:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do! lol. im like real skinny then my hips are big. :/

and do u like having big hips?

2007-11-17 07:25:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I need to know which one is the most depressing and worthless one.

2007-11-17 07:25:15 · 23 answers · asked by Pencils In The Wind 5 in Polls & Surveys

wellies...

2007-11-17 07:24:19 · 79 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:23:13 · 9 answers · asked by Stefy! 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:22:03 · 62 answers · asked by mary ann 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think the ones the report violations are scaliwags and should be drawn and quartered.

2007-11-17 07:21:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:21:16 · 33 answers · asked by SHARKY Xl 5 in Polls & Surveys

In walks a gay guy who eyes him up. After a few drinks the gay guy finally plucks up the courage to speak to the Scouser.
Do you fancy a bl0w job? He whispers.
The Scouser picks up a bar stool and batters him to pulp, then kicks him out the door.
Barman comes over and said, "Gosh, that was a bit brutal-what did he say to you"?
"Dunno", replies the Scouser, something about a job.

2007-11-17 07:20:47 · 12 answers · asked by barnowl 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Which would you rather be?


I'd prefer to be Deaf, that way I can still see what's going on around me, and you can also use sign language, whereas braille isn't everywhere around you.

2007-11-17 07:20:35 · 67 answers · asked by UH HUH HER 5 in Polls & Surveys

spotted...

2007-11-17 07:20:20 · 29 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:19:09 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 07:18:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys