Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2007

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid says, " Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d!ck underneath the horse, instead of on top."

2007-11-17 06:37:25 · 7 answers · asked by Cathleen 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Name something money CAN'T buy?

2007-11-17 06:36:52 · 34 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

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X-factor- Hope better than the Spice Girls?!?

He must be joking!

What's your opinion? Cotton Candy Pie x

(Anyone else going to see Spice Girls on tour? I'm going to the one the day after new years day =) )

2007-11-17 06:36:50 · 18 answers · asked by Cotton Candy Pie 1 in Reality Television

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What is something people might assume about you at first glance?

2007-11-17 06:36:04 · 32 answers · asked by :-) 6 in Polls & Surveys

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do you believe in God?

i really do

2007-11-17 06:35:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Lets Be HONEST Here?

how many of you actually LIKE britney spears. i have a feeling that more of you do than you let on. i simply LOCVE her. NO NEGATIVE I HATE BRIT ASWERS!!!!

2007-11-17 06:34:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's your name?

My name is Gabrijela(Gaby,Gabyca,Froggy,Bella,Belicca).You can say your nickname instead of your real name(or dont need to say anything lol) =)

2007-11-17 06:34:37 · 25 answers · asked by Bella 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Pulling out teeth - funny or not?

One day a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $60."

"That's still too expensive," the man says.

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20."

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

"Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."

"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"

2007-11-17 06:34:29 · 10 answers · asked by Cathleen 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Praying - funny or not?

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying. "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma, ta ta Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. The next night, he heard his son praying again.

"God bless Mommy and Daddy, ta ta Grandma." The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray.

"God bless Mommy, ta ta Daddy." Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch.

"Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

2007-11-17 06:33:00 · 9 answers · asked by Cathleen 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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this is a jokes and riddles category,?

If this is a jokes and riddles category, why are people getting suspended and violation for telling jokes??? The people in charge of this better get their act together or we will find another place to go were TROLLS are not allowed. If some people do not like the jokes that is fair enough, tell us, don't report us like a school snich. To the people I know bye, I will be reported for this.

2007-11-17 06:32:11 · 14 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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What car should i get a teen.?

I was thinking a toyota FJ, but that car isn't ery good. What are some other cars for a teen? (under 30,000) Thanks

2007-11-17 06:31:54 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Jim and Johnny - funny or not?

Jim and Johnny die hunting in a boating accident. Jim goes to heaven and Johnny goes to hell. One day Jim looks down at Johnny in hell.

Johnny has a beer in his hand and a blonde on his lap.
Jim gets p!ssed off, so he goes to God and says, "What is this? I think I want to go to hell. Just look at my friend down there."
God says, "Look closer. The beer has a hole in the bottom, and the blonde doesn't."

2007-11-17 06:31:03 · 7 answers · asked by Cathleen 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What the hell do Hope (X Factor) look like...Vote them OFF!! Does anyone agree??

2007-11-17 06:30:58 · 12 answers · asked by heartslikelaughter 1 in Reality Television

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Who likes Doctor who? :)?

i love it!!! why do YOU like it? what would u giv the program out of ten and who is ur fav doctor, mine is david Tennant!! :)

2007-11-17 06:30:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys