Jim and Johnny die hunting in a boating accident. Jim goes to heaven and Johnny goes to hell. One day Jim looks down at Johnny in hell.
Johnny has a beer in his hand and a blonde on his lap.
Jim gets p!ssed off, so he goes to God and says, "What is this? I think I want to go to hell. Just look at my friend down there."
God says, "Look closer. The beer has a hole in the bottom, and the blonde doesn't."
2007-11-17
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