Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2007

Through gritted teeth obviously! lol

2007-11-17 06:29:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-11-17 06:29:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Would you be offended by "ho, ho, ho"...?

2007-11-17 06:29:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 06:28:57 · 7 answers · asked by Bloody Hell 5 in Rock and Pop

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceed to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp it.
2. There are 10 Commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 Disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.
6. We do not refer to Jesus as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the **** out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ***.
10. We do not refer to the Cross as the Big T!
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat Me".
12. The Virgin Mary is not referred to as, "Mary with the Cherry".
13. The reccommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yeah God!"
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

2007-11-17 06:28:55 · 8 answers · asked by Cathleen 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Squishy.

2007-11-17 06:28:35 · 6 answers · asked by Haaaaay! 5 in Polls & Surveys

For me, it's a tie between "Oh no you DITTEN" and people calling each other "dawg."

2007-11-17 06:26:46 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 06:26:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I really hate it when people keep looking forward and try to act like that don't notice you trying to get over. I know they see my blinker flashing!!

2007-11-17 06:25:39 · 30 answers · asked by Honey Bee 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 06:25:16 · 8 answers · asked by craziechickchris15 1 in Movies

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in year 9.
Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Pepper spray will do that to you .

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What's the difference between an Australian zoo and a English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with... 'a recipe..'

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... Word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA
fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****...'

Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

2007-11-17 06:24:32 · 18 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 06:24:05 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 06:23:01 · 26 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 06:22:22 · 14 answers · asked by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Chinese Takeaway or homemade Chilli ?

2007-11-17 06:22:05 · 42 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

just doing a little poll..

2007-11-17 06:21:46 · 45 answers · asked by Ashley 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 06:21:37 · 4 answers · asked by ....................... 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-17 06:21:34 · 13 answers · asked by Scottster 1 in Polls & Surveys

I am looking for ideas for some songs to record and put on YouTube. I don't want to do any songs that have been done on there hundreds of times already.

Think along the lines of songs that are really heavy and would sound odd being played on acoustic guitar, such as "The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson or any song that is really distorted to begin with. Also think along the lines of songs that are not traditional rock songs, maybe pop songs like Britney Spears or The Spice Girls or N'Sync. I asked a question earlier about the chords for the song "My Neck My Back". Anything that you would never expect to hear on acoustic guitar. I'm going to sing along too.

I'm just looking to do stuff that no one else has already put on there. I'm trying to do some serious covers and some humorous stuff too, hence The Spice girls and other pop artists.

I just love the idea of hearing songs performed with a drastically different sound, such as when bands do un-plugged performances.

2007-11-17 06:19:11 · 9 answers · asked by Fish Stick Jesus 2 in Polls & Surveys

What's with Louis and Simon trying to infer that each other is gay, have I missed something

2007-11-17 06:18:33 · 11 answers · asked by Jaffa Rookie 4 in Reality Television

2007-11-17 06:18:22 · 30 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hint (Choose One):

1.) 30cm?

2.) 1 meter?

3.) As high as Michael Jackson? 177cm?

4.) As high as a 5 storey building? 16 or 17m?

5.) As high as a 23 storey skyscraper? 70m?

6.) As high as the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur? About 410m?

7.) As high as Mt. Everest? 8,848m?

8.) As high as where the international Space station orbits the earth? about 238,867 miles high.. Are you Nuts?

2007-11-17 06:17:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-17 06:17:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

Ok peeps i want your opinion, if you was a judge on the X Factor and Rhydian was in the bottom 2, would you vote against him because you wanted one of your own acts to win or would you vote for him because he's brilliant??

2007-11-17 06:16:30 · 6 answers · asked by psychic.chris 2 in Reality Television

what show is better "fresh prince" or "george lopez"

2007-11-17 06:16:10 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Everyone else loved her but he has to be different! He's like a little child who craves attention!

2007-11-17 06:15:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

Does anyone here have b-day on nov.28th?
I have ,so im just wondering how many of you does too.

Also if your b-day isnt now,then when? =)

thx in advance

2007-11-17 06:15:24 · 45 answers · asked by Bella 4 in Polls & Surveys

it states in the bible that women shouldn't wear pants that it is a sin...what do you think?

2007-11-17 06:13:16 · 47 answers · asked by va757 4 in Polls & Surveys

I do but on the occassions they are rather pungent, I wished I didn't do it.

2007-11-17 06:13:14 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what would you be teaching me?/why would you teach me that?

and what would my grade be?

ps: I'm bad at math so don't ever consider teaching me it! -__-;;

~thank you~

RoChEr

2007-11-17 06:12:45 · 12 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys