What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in year 9.
Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Pepper spray will do that to you .
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What's the difference between an Australian zoo and a English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with... 'a recipe..'
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... Word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA
fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****...'
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
2007-11-17 06:24:32 · 18 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-11-17 06:31:59 · answer #1 · answered by skapunkspud 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know ya'll aint going to believe this,but I like the fairy tale joke the best. We talk southern here in Arkansas.
2007-11-17 06:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliance - i love the one about the zoo's! Amzingly good
2007-11-17 06:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol liked the mike tyson one
2007-11-17 06:30:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thought they was funny
the chinese disney land couldn't stop laughing
starred
2007-11-17 06:33:45 · answer #5 · answered by oh no,,,it's the kevsta 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! I like it... every one of those is quality!
2007-11-17 06:33:57 · answer #6 · answered by Beast from the East 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, thats funny.
2007-11-17 06:35:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very amusing.
Vivi doesn't seem to like you, which joke is she in?
2007-11-17 06:34:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-17 11:49:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was good..thanks for the laugh :]
2007-11-17 06:30:41 · answer #10 · answered by ∞ZoMB!E∞ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fantastic, enjoyed them loads.. lmao
2007-11-17 08:40:04 · answer #11 · answered by little star 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋