One day a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.
"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $60."
"That's still too expensive," the man says.
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20."
"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."
"Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."
"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"
2007-11-17 06:34:29 · 10 answers · asked by Cathleen 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hell no! That's too funny. I needed that today!
2007-11-17 07:24:55 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-17 12:21:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-11-17 06:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol ignore that i'd choose each and each and every of the drugs i might want to get my hands on in the experience that they were going to tug my teeth and if the guy changed into my husband i'd knock his teeth out for loose for being so less costly !!!!
2016-10-24 09:55:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmmm. That man works where I work.
2007-11-17 08:08:42 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sorta funny. I think you should put more on here though.
2007-11-17 06:39:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lmao...
What a corker*
Top marks
2007-11-17 06:39:22 · answer #7 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao wow lol his wife! that funny ima tell my friends that
2007-11-17 06:39:13 · answer #8 · answered by imamonkey42 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke.
2007-11-17 06:57:27 · answer #9 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋
THATS FUNNY LOL LOL LOL
2007-11-17 06:43:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋