A man had been driving all night and by morning was still
far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next
city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an
hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place
he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging
routes.
No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a
knocking on his window.
He looked out and saw a jogger running in place.
"Yes?"
"Excuse me, sir," the jogger said, "do you have the time?"
The man looked at the car clock and answered, "8:15."
The jogger said thanks and left. The man settled back again
and was just dozing off when there was another knock on the
window and another jogger.
"Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?"
"8:25!"
The jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see other
joggers passing by and he knew it was only a matter of time
before another one disturbed him.
To avoid the problem, he got out a pen and paper and put a
sign in his window saying, "I do not know the time!"
Once again he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off
when there was another knock on the window.
"Sir? It's 8:45."
2007-11-17 07:34:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awesome....ly annoying! lol
2007-11-18 11:18:44 · answer #1 · answered by janetツ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! He should've written instead:
"NO, I don't know the time".
2007-11-17 15:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by faatiqa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's funny!
2007-11-17 15:54:42 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-17 18:55:18 · answer #4 · answered by ♥FuNkeE KiitTeN♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just goes to show.................
2007-11-17 15:42:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋