Entertainment & Music - 4 November 2007

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender.

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see, Sister," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out".

2007-11-04 01:46:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I can remember when we used to get it delivered straight to our door, seems sad that it doesn't happen anymore what do you think?

2007-11-04 01:46:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

happens all the time huh lol

2007-11-04 01:45:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

yahoo answerer? i mean do you give ten points to the same person if they answer your questions(silly ones)-even if they don't have the best answer -I do!! Bri Bri J gets 10 points from me no matter what!He ALWAYS has a kick a** answer tho! I LOVE this guy!

2007-11-04 01:45:10 · 12 answers · asked by berlytea 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-04 01:44:37 · 4 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys

....follow ur head or ur heart??

2007-11-04 01:44:29 · 20 answers · asked by Kristy 4 in Polls & Surveys

That they have developed a chip that can store and play music in Womens breast implants. The iBreast will cost £500. This is considered a major breakthrough as women are always complaining that men are always staring at their breasts and not listening to them!

2007-11-04 01:43:48 · 23 answers · asked by *Fletch* 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-04 01:42:43 · 8 answers · asked by Jay Seven 6 in Polls & Surveys

Nothing disgusting please.

2007-11-04 01:42:33 · 39 answers · asked by starsdelite 3 in Polls & Surveys

...issues are 360 and 24/7 here on Y!A...

2007-11-04 01:41:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I wanted to early this morning. My phone, internet, and cable are bundled together through Cox Communications. I had no internet service so I called to see what the problem was. The guy stated my service had been disconnected but he was not sure why and yes people, I had paid the bill. lol.I asked if him if he could please activate my internet service and he told me he couldn't. I told him that was rididculous, that there was an error on their part,why in the world disconnect the one and not the other two, if it was suppose to be disconnected. He said he didn't know. I asked to speak to his supervisor and after hour and a half,they finally restored my internet service and apologized.

2007-11-04 01:41:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man was engaged to be married and was very much in love with his fiancee. He was troubled, though, because he also felt attracted to her younger sister who dressed provocatively and was often flirtatious with him.

A week before the wedding the man went to his girlfriend's house to talk about details of the reception. Before he could knock, the door was opened by the younger sister who invited him inside. She flirted more openly than ever and finally came out and said, "I've always thought you were really hot and that my sister was so lucky to catch you. I'm a little jealous, though and I'd love to find out what she'll be enjoying on her wedding night. If you're interested in one last fling, I'll be upstairs in my room. " With a scorching come hither look, she headed upstairs.

The man immediately turned on his heel, opened the front door and made a bee line for his car.

Whereupon he was greeted by the bride's entire family applauding and cheering. His future father-in-law clapped him on the back and said, "Congratulations on passing our little test and welcome to the family!"

Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.

2007-11-04 01:41:31 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-04 01:40:16 · 16 answers · asked by My Name Is Ken 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-04 01:39:18 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know when Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix dvd comes out?!?!.. im going crazy i cant find it anywhere...plz help thanks
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2007-11-04 01:38:43 · 8 answers · asked by Crystal L 1 in Movies

or lunch or dinner ?

2007-11-04 01:36:39 · 43 answers · asked by ............... 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-04 01:35:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-04 01:34:57 · 12 answers · asked by jane doe 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-04 01:33:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

try to keep it short and sweet

2007-11-04 01:29:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is the internet making people more unkind to one another?

2007-11-04 01:27:24 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Wow, I never though that was possible! I think I'm having hallucinations! Just wanted to tell you that!

2007-11-04 01:27:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anyone else see a cinematic snoozer lately?

2007-11-04 01:25:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-04 01:23:28 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-04 01:23:14 · 3 answers · asked by erica 3 1 in Celebrities

Who is your favourite hero/heroine? Do you have a favourite scene?

2007-11-04 01:23:02 · 11 answers · asked by Puppet Dictator 5 in Movies

A guy goes to a dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to numb the area. And the patient says "No way! No needles! I hate needles!"
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the patient then says, "I can't do the gas thing! The thought of having a gas mask on is suffocating to me!"
The dentist then asked the patient if he has any objection to taking a Pill, and the patient says "No," "I am fine with pills!" The dentist says "Here! Take this Viagra tablet!"
The patient says "Wow!" "I didn't know Viagra works as a pain pill!"
The dentist says, "It doesn't!", "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."

2007-11-04 01:22:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

For me, it's the Sunrise! Ahhh, Beautiful!

2007-11-04 01:21:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i cant seem to remember the name so plz help me

2007-11-04 01:20:28 · 9 answers · asked by ~in love~ 2 in Movies

Things That Can Drive A Sane Person Insane:
• The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper that never works.
• There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.
• You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic tag in the middle of them.
• The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.
• The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
• There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.
• You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
• There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING!
• You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
• Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.
• You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.
• You slice your tongue licking an envelope.

2007-11-04 01:19:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles