A man was engaged to be married and was very much in love with his fiancee. He was troubled, though, because he also felt attracted to her younger sister who dressed provocatively and was often flirtatious with him.
A week before the wedding the man went to his girlfriend's house to talk about details of the reception. Before he could knock, the door was opened by the younger sister who invited him inside. She flirted more openly than ever and finally came out and said, "I've always thought you were really hot and that my sister was so lucky to catch you. I'm a little jealous, though and I'd love to find out what she'll be enjoying on her wedding night. If you're interested in one last fling, I'll be upstairs in my room. " With a scorching come hither look, she headed upstairs.
The man immediately turned on his heel, opened the front door and made a bee line for his car.
Whereupon he was greeted by the bride's entire family applauding and cheering. His future father-in-law clapped him on the back and said, "Congratulations on passing our little test and welcome to the family!"
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
2007-11-04 01:41:31 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao funny
thanks for sharing
**** for you.
2007-11-04 16:08:32 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-11-04 01:45:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny 10.
2007-11-04 02:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!!!! That little Johnny is one bad boy!! I don't care how many times this kids jokes are told they will be funny for generations to come!! Keep 'em comin'!!!
2016-04-02 04:07:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, hahahahahaha
2007-11-04 01:53:10 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2007-11-04 03:23:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is taken from a video which is on Joecartoon.com
2007-11-04 01:45:32 · answer #7 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-04 01:33:48 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep heard it b4 but still funny
2007-11-04 01:44:44 · answer #9 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao x hahahahaha funny
2007-11-04 01:45:27 · answer #10 · answered by floss♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋