A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender.
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see, Sister," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out".
2007-11-04 01:46:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good
2007-11-04 01:49:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant!!!
Well done!!!
10/10 + *
2007-11-04 01:54:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-04 01:25:16 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lmao funny
thanks for sharing
**** for you.
2007-11-04 16:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
caught red-handed mate
starred
2007-11-04 04:42:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
hahahaha, choked on my tea! hahaha
starred
2007-11-04 01:51:00 · answer #6 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Very good ....IIdidnt FIGure that one out...lol
2007-11-04 04:27:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-04 01:35:09 · answer #8 · answered by prakash k 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-11-04 02:07:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant and a *
2007-11-04 03:33:42 · answer #10 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋