Entertainment & Music - 4 November 2007

A girl was visiting her blond friend who just got two puppys, the girl said to the blond what have you called them, the blond says Rolex and Timex the girl says whoever heard of naming dogs like that, hellooooo said the blond they are watch dogs............ star me if it was good.....

2007-11-04 22:54:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Dumb blonds?

Two blonds were talking one night when one asks"which is farther, florida or the moon"? The other blond replies "duh!!!!can you see florida?"

2007-11-04 22:53:57 · 8 answers · asked by GoldenHaze 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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whats going on with u now...............?

2007-11-04 22:50:52 · 26 answers · asked by snazzy 2 in Polls & Surveys

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food one liners.......?

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle

2007-11-04 22:50:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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blond joke 3?

A police officer stops a blond for speeding and asks if he could see her license, she replies in a huff, i wish you guys would get your act together , just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it,,,, star me if you think it was good.....

2007-11-04 22:50:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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How does one determine the different timpani pitches needed for a number?

I've just gotten a sheet of Timpani music but I don't know how to figure out which timpani the piece calls for, or their respective intonations. How do I determine this from the music? thanks in advance.

2007-11-04 22:47:52 · 1 answers · asked by matt k 1 in Other - Music

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blond joke 2?

Ablond pushes her BMW into a gas station , she tells the mechanic it just died, after he works on it for a few minutes, she says so whats the story, he replies just crap in the carburetor, she says how often do i have to do that,,,,,, star me if you think it was good.....

2007-11-04 22:47:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What do you predict the world population will be in 20 years?

I am guessing there will be over 10 billion people on the planet. That is providing there is not a massive catastrophe.

2007-11-04 22:46:13 · 15 answers · asked by Chachee 4 in Polls & Surveys

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POLL: What time is it?

2007-11-04 22:45:50 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is it Monday where you live to?

2007-11-04 22:45:41 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Iraq Woman?

A visitor, returning to Iraq for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change. On previous visits she noted that women customarily walked about five paces behind their husbands. She observed that the men now walked over twenty paces behind their wives!
She approached one of the women for an explanation. ‘What enabled women here to achieve this marvellous reversal of roles?’

‘Land Mines.’ Replies the Iraq woman.

2007-11-04 22:45:16 · 22 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is the best film you have ever seen?

2007-11-04 22:44:45 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Which is the best musical you went to see?

For me it was grease with Luke Goss. It was brilliant.

2007-11-04 22:43:57 · 16 answers · asked by hippy1975chick 5 in Polls & Surveys

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blond joke?

two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, one blond says to another which do you think is the farther away, Florida or the Moon, the other blond says hellooooooo can you see Florida,,, star me if you think this was good...........

2007-11-04 22:42:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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The Garden Shed?

A boyfriend and girlfriend were playing hid and seek in the garden. The girl says, ‘If you can find me, you can lick my f**ny and sh*g me up the a**e. If you can’t find me in the garden shed.

2007-11-04 22:42:44 · 20 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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A Teenage girl?

A teenage girl asks her mom, ‘Is it true babies come out of where boys put their p*nis?’ ‘Yes’ says mom. ‘F**kin hell’ says the girl ‘Won’t that break my jaw?’

2007-11-04 22:41:55 · 34 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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I waited ALL night for my winnings from a football bet.. do you think he will pay up?

posted this in the wrong section at first.

2007-11-04 22:41:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Elderly Couple?

An elderly couple are at the doctors, the husband is a little hard at hearing is asked by the doctor for a urine sample, a **** sample, and a semen sample, the old man turns to his wife and asks ‘what did he say?’ The wife replies ‘He needs your underpants.

2007-11-04 22:40:53 · 22 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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When people say that they think there is "something" missing in their lives or that there has to be something

else out there? What is it; do you think they are speaking of? Is it spiritual?
Is it about monetary success?
Does everyone feel this way at sometime in their life?
Do you?

2007-11-04 22:40:39 · 10 answers · asked by mchlmybelle 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How much of a debt does metal owe Phil Spector?

2007-11-04 22:38:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

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What's the best non Errol Flynn swashbuckler film?

2007-11-04 22:38:01 · 4 answers · asked by oldscrote 1 in Movies

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Wedding night and sign language funny ?

The Wedding Night Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon,
so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night
together. In the morning Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets
up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school,
he asks his Mum if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mum replies, "I don't want to hear what
you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mum, "Are
Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mum replies, "Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are
Fred and Mary up yet?" His Mum says, "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mum replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave
him my airplane glue."

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2007-11-04 22:34:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Does anybody here actually use algebra or trigonometry in their line of work?

We were always taught at school how important they were - but I don't use either in my job. I could understand if you were an architect, but in most other jobs?

Do you use these? Can you think of anything else they taught at school which has served no purpose later in life?

2007-11-04 22:32:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys