The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.
A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle
2007-11-04 22:50:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao starred 10/10.. heres one: two crisps were walking down the road. a ar pulled over ans said 'would you like a lift' and the crisps replied 'no sorry. we're walkers' lol x
2007-11-04 23:08:03 · answer #1 · answered by <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our car crashed into the Indian Takaway lastnight, I just had a bang on the head but my husband went into a Korma.
2007-11-05 06:59:49 · answer #2 · answered by Vanilla Icequeen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 06:54:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
10/10 + *
2007-11-05 07:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Customer-Waiter, there is a fly in my soup.
Waiter-Your going to have to pay extra, for that.
2007-11-05 07:02:57 · answer #5 · answered by Bob Dylan ♪ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Puts a whole new meaning on eating.
2007-11-05 07:42:44 · answer #6 · answered by focus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10/10
2007-11-05 07:22:34 · answer #7 · answered by chrissy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thank for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-05 10:11:11 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-05 14:24:50 · answer #9 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Nice!
2007-11-05 07:53:47 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋