Entertainment & Music - 29 October 2007

realize that you have a addiction and admit?

2007-10-29 03:47:55 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blonde says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"

2007-10-29 03:47:49 · 26 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One stops and says to the other:

''Does this taste funny to you?''



The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"




One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ''There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.''

After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same.

After hesitating, they all did it.

''Next,'' the professor said, ''you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.''


A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and brings her outside. Then his wife. Then the dog. Then he goes back in a couple of times without bringing out anybody.

So a fireman asks him, "Why are you going back in there?"

The man replies, "I'm turning over my mother in law."

2007-10-29 03:47:20 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-29 03:47:09 · 68 answers · asked by Penny 5 in Polls & Surveys

Explain why

2007-10-29 03:47:01 · 25 answers · asked by Mr Edwards 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 03:46:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!"

"DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"

"WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER."

HIS FRIEND SAYS, "I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH."

"A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"

"WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW."

2007-10-29 03:45:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 03:43:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love the show. It is so funny and twisted. I just hope it wont get cancelled.

2007-10-29 03:43:16 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Comedy

2007-10-29 03:43:00 · 15 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 03:42:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am french, and I am crazy about Desperate Housewives. I just want to know what happened yesterday on episode 5 season4. Did Bree's family's secret had been discovered? What was going on with the others?
Thank you for answering, and I do apologise for my spelling mistakes.

2007-10-29 03:42:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2007-10-29 03:41:58 · 9 answers · asked by VG! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 03:41:51 · 7 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

=)

2007-10-29 03:41:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I won’t tell you how much I weigh but what do you think,
do i need to lose some weight?

http://uk.360.yahoo.com/my_profile-1WhM6Y4ibrYIImiwgIJJ5N6vxHG.70M-?cq=1

360 - the girl in the dress.

im sorry i have asked this question before it was spoilt because on of my contacts got very abusive.

2007-10-29 03:41:15 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did you........
1.)party
2.)do drugs
3.)drink
4.)cheat on bf/gfs
5.)skip school alot
6.)get into fights....
7.)get good grades
8.)know what career path u wanted
9.) want to goto college
10.) have a job
11.)were u in a band
12.)stay with one person through all of HS.

NOW......
tell me if u do any of these things now too....

EXAMPLE:
1.)party
~Answer: Yes, But now I don't.....


Please Answer This.

thanx if u do.♥

2007-10-29 03:40:49 · 10 answers · asked by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 03:40:05 · 12 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had
written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the
class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and
began her class.
The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word
'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the
culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on
the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it
gets!"

2007-10-29 03:40:03 · 33 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-29 03:39:43 · 12 answers · asked by *Fletch* 5 in Polls & Surveys

It's 2.30 in the afternoon here and I've had a bag of crisps so far, but I'm saving myself for a gorgeous roast dinner later.

I'm gonna have roast pork with crackling, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, yorkshire pudding, carrots, cabbage, sprouts & gravy mmmmmmmmmm

I should have had this yesterday, Sunday Lunch, but got distracted so making it today.

What about you, what've you had so far and what's your next meal????????

2007-10-29 03:39:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Some things are just innapropriate. And kids are on here too! Geez.

2007-10-29 03:38:10 · 13 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

Cocktail Meatballs or Deviled Eggs for me! =)

2007-10-29 03:34:52 · 30 answers · asked by Georgia Rose 7 in Polls & Surveys

I do for several days...am I the only one?

2007-10-29 03:34:13 · 11 answers · asked by Full of Id 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 03:33:47 · 13 answers · asked by Pompal 7 in Polls & Surveys

When the Moon Comes Over the Mountain..........Thanks for listenin'.......She was great!

2007-10-29 03:32:28 · 3 answers · asked by andyg77 7 in Polls & Surveys

" Carnival ride "?

2007-10-29 03:29:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 03:28:52 · 7 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 03:28:40 · 12 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

How many of you lift up the quilt and have a sneaky whiff?

Go on! Admit it! You all do it don't you?

2007-10-29 03:28:38 · 14 answers · asked by Vivi 5 in Polls & Surveys