TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!"
"DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"
"WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER."
HIS FRIEND SAYS, "I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH."
"A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"
"WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW."
2007-10-29 03:45:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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DID YOU HAVE A NICE WEEK-END? I HOPE YOU DID
2007-10-29 04:22:31 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 07:55:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw her flying out the window the other day, and she looks a hell of a lot like you!
;)
2007-10-29 04:21:52 · answer #3 · answered by Wicked Wanda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop picking on grandpa. he told me that story of how he bit a witch and it flew away and now I think this must be him.
EWWWW
2007-10-29 03:49:44 · answer #4 · answered by Hanksgiving 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha...
2007-10-29 03:56:52 · answer #5 · answered by Less than zero (<0) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!
Firkin' hilarious!
2007-10-29 03:52:22 · answer #6 · answered by Jordy ~ Mikey's Huckleberry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-29 03:49:16 · answer #7 · answered by ~*♥my3rdeyes♥*~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA!!!!HA!!!!!!!! thank you
2007-10-30 00:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by jayhawker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Thanks dear !!! I needed a laugh ♥
2007-10-29 03:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny,, thanks
2007-10-29 03:53:52 · answer #10 · answered by Dots 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋