One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had
written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the
class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and
began her class.
The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word
'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the
culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters.
Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on
the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it
gets!"
2007-10-29 03:40:03 · 33 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolololololololololololol!!!!!!
2007-10-29 03:43:03 · answer #1 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fail to see how looking at facts and using logic could be considered "wishful thinking" or somehow inferior to believing in adult fairy tales. Your statement is nothing more than switching words around and a failed attempt at seeming intelligent, not logic as you claim. You failed. Also I cant help but notice that you have no reason for the position you take, instead simply countering a question with the same question thrown back. Who told you this is the proper way to answer an inquiry? God can not exist simply because you think or believe one does. There is no proof or universal need for a god, this is why many of us do not believe. This means we have looked at evidence and lack of evidence, scientific discoveries about the world, read the bible and many other religious text and historical documents, and participated in lots of self searching. How could this possibly make us less intelligent or capable of logical thoughts than a person like you who believes without proof, has no proof, doesn't care about proof and probably doesn't even know what that word really means. You believe blindly and that is stupid.
2016-05-26 00:14:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Mind you, a sense of humour is a very personal thing. One person might split a gut over a joke, another just doesn't get it.
2007-10-29 03:44:15 · answer #3 · answered by FRANsuFU 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha.
2007-10-29 03:43:42 · answer #4 · answered by TZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe! Sounds like the kind of thing the boys in my old school would do.
2007-10-29 03:47:00 · answer #5 · answered by cosmicmoon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
Odea, roflmao
XD
2007-10-29 03:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by Tony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another one I have to take to work. lol.
If you get a chance, send me a e-mail.
2007-10-29 10:09:42 · answer #7 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-29 05:53:53 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes this is excellent and my mother in law thinks so to
2007-10-29 03:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by peter and sheena 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny!
2007-10-29 03:43:08 · answer #10 · answered by Totty D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats awsum
2007-10-29 03:44:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋