Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2007

....without a bath?

2007-10-26 02:34:47 · 47 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 02:33:15 · 76 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys

best answer will go to the one who submits the best joke as an answer

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''

*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.''

*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks.

*** POOF ***

There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''

2007-10-26 02:32:08 · 10 answers · asked by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I enjoy reading all kinds af range of type of books..

2007-10-26 02:31:08 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

*Hug* Feel better now ?

2007-10-26 02:30:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I remember doing YMCA kids holiday programmes and they were fun but I never stayed down there, since that was never an option.

2007-10-26 02:30:26 · 14 answers · asked by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 in Polls & Surveys

What do the American army and car crashes have in common?
They both kill hundreds of Brits every year.

2007-10-26 02:30:23 · 27 answers · asked by Judy K 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 02:29:47 · 8 answers · asked by Orphelia 6 in Movies

2007-10-26 02:29:27 · 37 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 02:29:03 · 26 answers · asked by ♥KaTe♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 02:28:10 · 4 answers · asked by Charity L 2 in Other - Television

2007-10-26 02:26:39 · 50 answers · asked by stormy 6 in Polls & Surveys

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How the hell do you breath out of that thing?


What does a horny frog say?

"Rub it"

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Do you think he saurus.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service his hens. He got himself a new rooster and let him loose with the old rooster. The young rooster went right over to the old rooster and challenged him to a fight. The old rooster said, "Sonny, I'm too old to fight. Just follow me around, and I'll show you the place." The young rooster agreed and started to follow the old rooster around. The old rooster showed him the barn, then the hen house...then started to run. The young rooster thought the old rooster was trying to pull a quick one, so he chased after him madly.

All of a sudden, there came a loud "Bang!" and there stood the farmer, muttering "Dangit, that's the third gay rooster I've had to kill this month."

2007-10-26 02:25:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-26 02:24:57 · 18 answers · asked by djp6314 4 in Polls & Surveys

Handy dandy note book?

You have just been hugged by me, what do you say to that?



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-10-26 02:24:37 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Talking to someone on the Phone? Or sending them an e-mail?

2007-10-26 02:24:26 · 33 answers · asked by Nunya Bidniss 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 02:23:57 · 12 answers · asked by djp6314 4 in Polls & Surveys

an angel

2007-10-26 02:23:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ONE IS NAMED QUARTER,ONE IS NICKLE AND ONE IS PENNY WHAT IS THE OTHER DAUGHTERS NAME?

2007-10-26 02:23:48 · 15 answers · asked by karen w 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Anyone know where it leads?xx

2007-10-26 02:23:22 · 27 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have to go finish a project this morning! and just wanted to say I love you and hello!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-10-26 02:21:46 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 02:20:58 · 75 answers · asked by djp6314 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 02:20:51 · 32 answers · asked by AMANDA M 5 in Polls & Surveys

Good morning to all..hope everyone is well..Here in N.Y winter is approaching the cold weather is settling our way so if you live where it SNOWS..Do you or dont you put chains on your car wheels so that you have better traction and if not why dont you use the car chains on your wheels??? Is it really that much better with them on? This is the first year i have my Infinity and EVERYONE is telling me to do it...

2007-10-26 02:20:39 · 10 answers · asked by robin r 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is the biggest thing that has happened to you so far? =)

2007-10-26 02:20:37 · 9 answers · asked by Tse Chuen 5 in Polls & Surveys

answers do you think i will get to this question?

how old are you

thanks for your answers in advance

2007-10-26 02:20:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think there should be a repeat of the Morecambe and Wise crimbo special! What about you?

2007-10-26 02:19:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you say it?
do you get mad if no one says it for you?

2007-10-26 02:19:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Alright, its Friday, time for a houseparty. Who is coming and what are you bringing (something DIFFERENT for each person), be creative!

2007-10-26 02:18:09 · 19 answers · asked by rcds23 6 in Polls & Surveys

i've looked next to mine, and all of my contacts that have their page accesible, and they're gone. WTF are they doing NOW?

2007-10-26 02:17:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys