What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How the hell do you breath out of that thing?
What does a horny frog say?
"Rub it"
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Do you think he saurus.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service his hens. He got himself a new rooster and let him loose with the old rooster. The young rooster went right over to the old rooster and challenged him to a fight. The old rooster said, "Sonny, I'm too old to fight. Just follow me around, and I'll show you the place." The young rooster agreed and started to follow the old rooster around. The old rooster showed him the barn, then the hen house...then started to run. The young rooster thought the old rooster was trying to pull a quick one, so he chased after him madly.
All of a sudden, there came a loud "Bang!" and there stood the farmer, muttering "Dangit, that's the third gay rooster I've had to kill this month."
2007-10-26 02:25:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well you know me, love a quickie, pmsl
starred
2007-10-26 10:20:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-26 11:02:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-10-26 09:28:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
da first three r commonsense da last one is modern n hilarious...stoopid ole rooster
thats so da way to secure he doesnt git eaten-me i luv to b eaten hahaha ( i made a funny answerin yo funny)
2007-10-26 09:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard them before but they are funny the first time you hear them :)
2007-10-26 09:31:36 · answer #5 · answered by PinchTheRoseThorn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2007-10-26 09:28:27 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're funny, especially the last one!
2007-10-26 09:57:10 · answer #7 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done i wasn't expecting the punchline
have a star
2007-10-26 09:30:53 · answer #8 · answered by nosy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-26 09:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by freestyler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10
2007-10-26 09:27:52 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star. brilliant, 10/10. and thnx.lol.
2007-10-26 12:11:32 · answer #11 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋