Entertainment & Music - 25 October 2007

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Any Old Fart?

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.

Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart!"

2007-10-25 18:13:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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When Shopping for a New Dryer..Why is it that the first thing people do is.....?

bend over, open the door and look in?

What in the world are they looking for ?? Isn't every dryer in the store..EMPTY! Its not like the crew is washing their clothes while on the job or anything...

I saw a few people do this at Sears earlier and it just cracked me up...

2007-10-25 18:13:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is it true or false?

sexy enough for you or am i too sexy?
and by sexy i mean really really ridiculously good looking/really really ridiculously ballin'

nices and most believeable answer gets best

2007-10-25 18:13:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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have u ever, in ur lifetime, had a hot teacher?

♥
*thenks an scratches my head* my karate teacher when i wus 14, she wus hot!! aha *blushes* yah plus i had a veri open crush on her, an the other kids in my class wud ask us when we were gettin' married ahah *turns red* plus i dednt liek it so much when she lieked me back. she bought so much candy from me when my school wus doing a candy drive thenger!!

2007-10-25 18:12:15 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If LOVE was an acronym, what would it stand for?

2007-10-25 18:10:45 · 18 answers · asked by Cheeky 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Would a dentist promise to pull the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth under oath?

2007-10-25 18:09:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did any one:?

That you ever had a relationship with,(husband,wife,partner, or X) have the Peter Pan syndrome and refused to grow up?

2007-10-25 18:09:10 · 6 answers · asked by § dreamer § 7 in Polls & Surveys

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CBS & Jericho?

So Jericho tv show fans petitioned against cbs to bring jericho back. we won.
so it was supposed to air on friday nights
i have not seen it at all. I did see some but they were reruns from the ending of last season. Is it gone? Did they pull it behind our backs? I loved that show. Best tv drama series I've ever seen. What happened?

2007-10-25 18:08:03 · 1 answers · asked by Junior Nate 3 in Other - Television

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Little Johnny Again?

Teacher asks her class, "What is the animal depicted on a weather vane?"

Little Johnny, the infamous troublemaker, says, "I know, teacher, I know."

Against her better judgment she calls on him and he says, "Teacher, it is a c*ck."

Teacher asks the class, "Why is a c*ck on a weather vane?" "I know, I know, teacher," says Johnny. "OK, Johnny, why?"

"Because, teacher, if it had a cnut on it, the wind would whistle right through it."

2007-10-25 18:06:54 · 12 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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have you ever had to write personal policies for someone.?

you know, sort of a self improvement thing

2007-10-25 18:06:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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California fire, how do u feel?

I live in canada. but I do feel sorry for the people but not as sorry I thought I would be. cause they way I look at it most of the houses burnt down were rich people who had summer homes. I dont want to sound crule but I just dont feel the sympathy from people around me. how do u feel

2007-10-25 18:06:49 · 21 answers · asked by Joho 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What time does the answer limit start over?

time zone too please.

2007-10-25 18:06:48 · 4 answers · asked by Marshal Jed Cooper 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Would You Run A Marathon In Nothing But Panties And Heels For 10k?

??

2007-10-25 18:06:31 · 19 answers · asked by Your Mom Loves Me 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you ever get the feeling that you aren't in control of your own life?

I do, it's the worst feeling ever...

2007-10-25 18:06:19 · 9 answers · asked by Far Beyond Driven 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Did you lose your virginity while listening to music?

What song? and how old were you?

I lost mine to steve miller band. lol =)

2007-10-25 18:04:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Joke #4 tonight?

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dos is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me."

2007-10-25 18:04:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What do you want??

2007-10-25 18:03:12 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do U talk during your sleep :)?

my mom tells me that sometimes I talk and then goes along and asks me questions. But then I start talking gibberish lolz phew! or else she would know a lot of my secrets hehehe :)
What about U?

2007-10-25 18:02:36 · 36 answers · asked by mymelody 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you like to buy all 15,000 boxes of my "LIMBURGER HELPER" dinner product?

I really, really, REALLY thought it would be better received by consumers!!

2007-10-25 18:02:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Could This Person Be A Troll?

Someone emailed me, in spanish & I had never heard of or seen them on Y!A...so I went to their profile page....She has never answered any questions & haven't asked any either....yet they have points....& 200 contacts...isn't that a little troll like?

2007-10-25 18:01:12 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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On passions, what is the secret that Pilar has?

2007-10-25 17:59:30 · 2 answers · asked by Peggy Pirate 6 in Soap Operas

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A test of your partying skills, if you will...and I know you won't...?

...Are you able to smoke a cigarette, a big fattie, and drink a beer all at the same time while typing out the answer to this question? (substitute any beverage you want for "beer" depending on your particular beverage preference...)

2007-10-25 17:56:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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