One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.
Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart!"
2007-10-25 18:13:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow...i would hate to be old and in her situation if i had to...you know...fart =]
2007-10-27 14:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by Hy34lif3™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She could be a biker chick, they like the sound of there muffler being loud!! She does not like the sound of it being muffled!!... roflmao!! Or is it she can not share the smell with everyone?
Roflol so bad it made me have some gas…lol
Thanks and here is a star for your sharing your work with the rest of us to bring a smile to our face!!
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2007-10-26 10:39:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is so funny. Thanx for the laughs.
2007-10-26 18:58:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard the joke and it's still a good one!
2007-10-26 10:33:03 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Huh, OK
2007-10-26 17:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by Pustic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats a good one.
2007-10-26 02:12:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anna 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol ya
2007-10-26 09:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
TEST
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2007-11-02 20:25:24 · answer #8 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah lmafao!!!! its star deserving "ting!!"
2007-10-26 01:20:51 · answer #9 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-10-27 12:44:03 · answer #10 · answered by AMY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋