Entertainment & Music - 24 October 2007

2007-10-24 05:47:07 · 32 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

What I Want in a Man, Original List

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

2007-10-24 05:46:36 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

my friend just got me a gift certificate to Bath and Body Works.....I think its her subtle way of telling me I smell bad

2007-10-24 05:46:24 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

theres a liverpudlian and a glaswegian in a car .....whos driving ?







.......the police !!!!

2007-10-24 05:45:55 · 13 answers · asked by massdebater 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-24 05:45:40 · 54 answers · asked by Pompal 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 05:44:58 · 33 answers · asked by left_sock_ missing 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 05:43:31 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't think there's any excuse or place for it!

2007-10-24 05:42:25 · 10 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Would you stand between me and my killer?

2007-10-24 05:42:18 · 37 answers · asked by Jim C 5 in Polls & Surveys

Whilst driving (I've always wanted to say Whilst), I found myself sucking my belly in as i was trying to squeeze between this car and the curve to get by and hang a reggie onto the next street...
does that make any dammmn sense to you?

2007-10-24 05:42:07 · 8 answers · asked by Mrzknowitall GCG 4 in Polls & Surveys

A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot, summer Sunday when he
noticed his oil light was on. He got out of the car and, sure enough, it
was leaking oil all over the road.
The penguin drove around the corner to a service station and asked the
mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic said he had a few others to
look at first but if he came back in an hour he could tell the penguin
what was wrong with his car. The penguin agreed and went for a walk.
He found an ice-cream shop and thought a big bowl of vanilla ice cream
would really hit the spot, since he was a penguin and it was Arizona in
the summer, after all. He sat down at the counter and started in on his
ice cream. Of course he had no hands so it was rather messy. By the time
he was done he had ice cream all over his flippers, and his mouth was a
total mess.
He walked back to the service station and said to the mechanic, "Did you
find out what is wrong with my car?"
The mechanic replied, "It looks like you've blown a seal."
"No no," said the penguin. "It's just ice cream."

2007-10-24 05:41:45 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Can it recover? Is Malibu and all those expensive homes and celebrities' homes be saved?

2007-10-24 05:41:29 · 11 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

What happend to the arranging style of the Swing Era? What happened to the size of the band? Now the music emphasizes speed, technical fluidity, surprise, and almost entirely improvisation. Do you think dancers were happy with this new style?
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2007-10-24 05:41:24 · 2 answers · asked by Gucci 2 in Jazz

2007-10-24 05:40:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like bacon beans

2007-10-24 05:40:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I find 'lol' to be overused, so I prefer the 'ha' system.
Now, is this proper USAGE???
1. ha = Yea, Right!
2. haha = not funny, keep trying
3. hahaha = sarcasm
4. hahahaha = ??? (I've seen this used only once so this one's wide open to speculation)
5. hahahahaha = genuine laughter
Please make any corrections you feel are necessary.
And FINALLY, are there upward limits of ha that become socially unacceptable?

2007-10-24 05:40:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-24 05:38:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today
we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an
example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me,
Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is
your multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny says,'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a
bl*w j*b".

2007-10-24 05:38:28 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-24 05:38:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

OK, I had a person today at work tell me, why when people get old do they have that old people smell! I of course being the smooth classy guy that I am, asked him, what the hell are you doing going around smelling old people for!

What do you think, do old peple smell, please be nice lol?

2007-10-24 05:38:17 · 23 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Polls & Surveys

In the movie, "The Time of Their Lives" starring Bud Abbot and Lou Costello, Costello's character has a favorite expression, "Otts bocket", or something like that. What does it mean, and what is it that he's actually saying? Thanks for all your help!

2007-10-24 05:37:34 · 2 answers · asked by Tina 2 in Movies

10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..."

9. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

8. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my goodness! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends ....would you be my friend?"

6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

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2007-10-24 05:36:13 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Joanne♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you shop a lot for them?

http://www.fashionheaven.com/

2007-10-24 05:35:59 · 6 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

i was probably at school and when i got home probably roller skated around the neighborhood with friends

2007-10-24 05:35:43 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For the last two months I have been trying to help my best friend find a job. Last night I got fed up with her not trying very hard and I called every place in our town to see who was taking applications and who wasn't. I gave her the list and she said she would go around today to put her app in everywhere. But surprise.........she hasn't made the effort once again. She is my best friend........should I keep trying to help her.....or give up on her getting a job?

2007-10-24 05:35:36 · 6 answers · asked by honeybear 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is it possible for a man to love a female friend in the same way two girl-friends love each other, purely platonic ? Or is there a double standard ?

2007-10-24 05:35:06 · 14 answers · asked by The Count 7 in Polls & Surveys

You could have half a cake...with half as many candles as there should be! (Flattering for those getting on in years!)

What else would you do?

2007-10-24 05:34:27 · 8 answers · asked by since you asked 6 in Polls & Surveys

Those little faces you can make with the characters on your keyboard, i.o.w.......

2007-10-24 05:34:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

With the Wedding over between GCG and msknowitall, can I be the illegitamte relative who appears sloshed at every event? Does anyone have a problem with this?

2007-10-24 05:34:24 · 8 answers · asked by rcds23 6 in Polls & Surveys

or a little of both?

2007-10-24 05:34:15 · 10 answers · asked by Willy Wonka Farted 5 in Polls & Surveys