What I Want In A Man!?

Question

What I Want in a Man, Original List

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

Answer 1

Hahahahhaaaaaa, oh well that's me fooked...pmsl

Answer 2

I am 70 and I am at the 32 range due to keeping in shape and running 3 1/2 miles daily and walking 2 1/2 to warm up

Answer 3

What I want in a man, Revised list (age 102)

1. Can remember who I am
2. Needs only 15 oxygen tanks and a cheap oxygen mask per day
3. Occasionally opens eyes
4. Doesn't miss the mini toilet in his pants at leat 20% of the time
5. Mumbles occasionally (in sleep)

Answer 4

Hahaha.

I think at least ten years should be added to each age though,
especially the last one - should be 92.

I'm expecting a lot better than that from a man aged 52 or 62.
If they were that bad I think I'd just give up!

Answer 5

I like the age 32 one.

Answer 6

Seems like our dearest Babyblue got her life all planned out!
I bet she's going to ensure that the man/men in her life turn out to be exactly the way she planned. The Poor fellows....

Answer 7

Hahaha.lol. <3<3<3<3<3love it :D

Answer 8

i think at age 72 the last list is pretty hard to find, lol

Answer 9

VERY FUNNY!!
At 72, is that what we have to look forward to? :( and one day we'll all be missing the toilet lol

Answer 10

I like that list.

Answer 11

lol....good one...would be happy with number 2 on age 72 now...lol