Entertainment & Music - 25 June 2007

2007-06-25 23:01:43 · 13 answers · asked by Carl T 3 in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-06-25 23:01:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and my guests today are?

2007-06-25 22:50:45 · 20 answers · asked by astra 5 in Talk Shows

BELIEVE it or not , these are REAL 911 Calls!


Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

2007-06-25 22:48:52 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-25 22:48:38 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love the video with the little bumble bee girl!!

2007-06-25 22:42:41 · 7 answers · asked by Lori F 6 in Rock and Pop

hoplessly wrong, I put money in a franchise to install condom machines in monasteries.....never made a penny !!

2007-06-25 22:41:34 · 15 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ive posted on her on here before. I know
But look at the new pics of Valerie bertinelli on view images
http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?phrase=vihome
type in her name and tell me this woman looks great for a 47 year old woman! her diet is working wonders. she has such a pretty face and doesnt look fake at all!

2007-06-25 22:39:34 · 3 answers · asked by hopeless and curious 2 in Celebrities

Goes to the doctor because he wants to cure his stammer.
The doctor has a look and tells him his problem is that his member is too long and he will need to have 9 inches removed.

"wil thththththat sssssssssolve thththththe pppppppproblem, "says the man

It will says the doctor and I'll do the operation right now.

One week later the stammer free man is in bed with his wife, she complains about the lack of size and tells him she would rather listen to the stammer then lose her enjoyment.You must go to the doctor and get the 9 inches back again.

The stammer free man goes to the doctor and tells him he has to have the 9 inches sewn back on.

The doctor says "Ssssssssssorry your tttttttttoooooo llllllllate"

2007-06-25 22:39:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

And how she left cause the father drinks to much and the father will go to a strip bar and find a new mother.
The comedian is young if that helps.

2007-06-25 22:36:41 · 2 answers · asked by heather d 3 in Celebrities

i wonder when things really got on jesus nerves..did he ever swear and use his own name in vain???

2007-06-25 22:35:59 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

2007-06-25 22:34:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Colorado, 3:32 am.

Goodnight.........

or

Goodmorning.

2007-06-25 22:32:55 · 25 answers · asked by MusicTouchedMyGine 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-25 22:30:53 · 20 answers · asked by Lorina 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-25 22:29:50 · 13 answers · asked by Lorina 7 in Polls & Surveys

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.

"Is there a problem Officer?"

The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?"

The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

"You don't have one?"

The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."

The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"


"I'm sorry, I can't do that."

The policeman says, "Why not?"

"I stole this car."

The officer says, "Stole it?"

The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."

At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?"

"She's in the boot if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"

The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?"

"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

"Murdered the owner?"

The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"

The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"

The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence."

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner."

The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"

2007-06-25 22:29:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-25 22:28:17 · 7 answers · asked by phil W 3 in Comics & Animation

A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look friend, don't EVER do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologizes and says he didn't realize that a "little tap" could scare him so much.

The driver, after gathering himself together replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.

Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years!

Hearses are people who drive confin to graves etc

2007-06-25 22:27:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-25 22:27:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

your kids or your partner?

2007-06-25 22:26:24 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-25 22:25:08 · 21 answers · asked by MusicTouchedMyGine 1 in Polls & Surveys

.....what would be the best job in the world?

2007-06-25 22:24:52 · 27 answers · asked by KittenMcDuck 3 in Polls & Surveys

Young boy starts work in the chemist.
His first female customer asks for a jar of face cream.
The boy reples "It's on the counter, get it yourself"

The manager overhearing this quickly steps in and rebukes the boy for his lack of manners and asks him to listen to how the manager handles the customer.

"Madam, your beauty is my duty" says the manager.
The boy says "Oh I get it, you put a bit of poetry into it?"
"well something like that "says the manager "Just be polite"

The second customer for the boy requests a pack of sanitary towels.

The boy hesitates for a little while then replies
"Don't go away, I'll be back in a flash with a sash for your gash"

2007-06-25 22:23:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-25 22:22:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

2007-06-25 22:22:40 · 11 answers · asked by Professor Riddle 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-25 22:21:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Kerryman walked into a Cork bar with a parrot on his shoulder.He walked up 2 the barman and orders a pint. The barman got him the drink and says-"He's lovely, where did u get him??" I got him in Killarney, there's thousands of them there, says the parrot!!!Anyone got any others?

2007-06-25 22:21:04 · 1 answers · asked by SIR TJM 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-25 22:20:41 · 28 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

Tell me who and tell me why and in what movie?
Give me a star for every star named

2007-06-25 22:18:59 · 43 answers · asked by Snake 4 in Celebrities

mine is
in life there are only prey and predator, i simply choose to be the latter

2007-06-25 22:17:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys