Does anyone know any good kerryman jokes?

Question

A Kerryman walked into a Cork bar with a parrot on his shoulder.He walked up 2 the barman and orders a pint. The barman got him the drink and says-"He's lovely, where did u get him??" I got him in Killarney, there's thousands of them there, says the parrot!!!Anyone got any others?

Answer 1

Another Kerryman Joke

Kathleen Murphy was standing vigil over her husband's death bed. As she held his hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his face, and roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling Kathleen, " he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh, don't talk." But he was insistent. "Kathleen," he said in his tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Kathleen. "It's all right. Every thing's all right, go to sleep now." "No, no. I must die in peace, Kathleen. I slept with your sister, your best friend, and your mother." Kathleen mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. "Hush now Patrick, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," she said. "Why do you think I poisoned you?"