Entertainment & Music - 29 June 2007

In the song I want to know the words to the line, sounds like....
" Isnt that the way these things go"..

2007-06-29 23:58:55 · 2 answers · asked by jefdjif 2 in Lyrics

a turn on,or just weird.

2007-06-29 23:57:05 · 2 answers · asked by revolver33333 4 in Polls & Surveys

she is 45 and over the last year she's noticed hair growing on her chin and cheeks

it's so obvious that her husband calls her the bearded lady!

what can she do?

2007-06-29 23:56:00 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

could i be pregnant ?

2007-06-29 23:54:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am right handed and just tried to use my mouse with my left hand, the cursor was all over the place he he he

2007-06-29 23:53:26 · 44 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 23:52:29 · 19 answers · asked by Vicki K-Funkles 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 23:50:46 · 26 answers · asked by Vicki K-Funkles 3 in Polls & Surveys

After Mrs. Jacobs found out her husband was sterile, the couple decided to hire a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jacobs kissed his wife and said 'I'm off to work, Lydia. The guy should be here soon.'

Wouldn't you know it, a door-to-door baby photographer came by half an hour later, hoping to make a sale. Mrs. Jacobs answered the door. 'Good morning, ma'am. You don't know me, but I've come to...' 'Oh yes, I know why you're here. Harry told me you'd be coming soon.' 'He did? But I...' 'Come right in! No use wasting time .' 'Very well, then.'

The photographer took out his briefcase and sat down. 'As you may already know, I've made a specialty of babies.' 'Good, I'm glad,' said Mrs. Jacobs. 'That's just what Harry and I were looking for.'

'I usually like to try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed,' said the photographer. 'The living room floor is fun too...you can really spread out.' 'Bathtub? Living room floor? No wonder it never worked for Harry and me.' 'Well, ma'am, none of us can guarantee a perfect one every time, but if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different angles, I think you'll be quite pleased with the results.'

'I certainly hope we can get this over with quickly,' Mrs. Jacobs gasped nervously. 'Ma'am, in my line of work a man must take his time. I'd like to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure.' 'Don't I know!' said Mrs. Jacobs.

The photographer pulled out a portfolio of his pictures. 'This one was done on top of a bus in downtown London,' he said, showing Mrs. Jacobs the picture. 'Oh my God!' exclaimed Mrs. Jacobs, tugging on her handkerchief.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider the fact that their mother was so difficult to work with.' He showed Mrs. Jacobs another picture. 'She was difficult?' questioned Mrs. Jacobs. 'Extremely,' said the photographer. 'I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around, four and five deep, just to get a good look.' 'Four and five deep!' Mrs. Jacobs was amazed. 'Yes,' said the photographer. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then, it started getting dark and I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels started nibbling on my equipment. I just packed it all in.'

Mrs. Jacobs leaned forward. 'You mean the squirrels actually chewed on your, um...equipment?' 'Yes, ma'am. Thank God, no real damage was done.

Well, we'll get to work as soon as I set up my tripod.'

'Tripod? ' Mrs. Jacobs looked extremely worried now.

'Of course. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much to big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Ma'am...ma'am...good God, she's fainted!'

2007-06-29 23:46:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-29 23:43:09 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im depressed & i dunno what to do.... i just feel so alone!!!! im in d office & i dnt wana talk to anyone...

2007-06-29 23:42:12 · 32 answers · asked by 2D1iLuV 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 23:40:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FIr1EFjzgaE

i've always liked it and never knew what song it was

2007-06-29 23:36:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-06-29 23:35:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I DO
MOST OF THE TIME, WHEN I GET THEM TAKEN , IM LIKE, THAT WILL TURN OUT GOOD, BUT WHEN I SEE THEM DEVELOPED I LOOK DOPEY

2007-06-29 23:35:23 · 14 answers · asked by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 in Polls & Surveys

maybe things are that way for a lot of people right now. Stay hearty and do your best to deal with whatever comes your way, and pray for strength and a higher understanding of your purpose from a higher perspective. We each congregate here for our own reasons. Some of us are sad, some are searching for connections with new people, some are bored, some are lonely. Whatever your reasons for being here, I am glad you are here. No one has ALL the answers, but all of us here make a contribution of some sort which is appreciated by someone on here. Someone I used to know always told me, "You can please some of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't please all of the people all of the time." That is so true. So no matter how small your contribution may seem in any given circumstance, you never know how your words of encouragement (OR RUDENESS) may affect someone on the other end of the spectrum.

2007-06-29 23:33:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Not youtube.

2007-06-29 23:28:30 · 7 answers · asked by Pretender 1 in Drama

Just pick 1 colour! I'm gonna buy this phone tonight. I donno which colour to choose from... Theres Black which look classic and gentleman style and rich. Red looks like for Teens, eat candy, girl like style, cool style. Some of my friends vote for Red, some vote for Black and I donno which 1 to choose...

2007-06-29 23:26:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 23:24:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 23:22:49 · 21 answers · asked by Candi Apples 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 23:22:47 · 28 answers · asked by tokyo 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 23:20:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it does not make you laugh?

(Asked on behalf of my almost 11 year old)

2007-06-29 23:20:09 · 16 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 23:18:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 23:16:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How do you tell time like the army does.....???

2007-06-29 23:13:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 23:12:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 23:11:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 23:10:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I really like this song.

2007-06-29 23:07:00 · 4 answers · asked by RandyOrtonfan84 5 in Country

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. We're so glad you could attend. Come inside. Come inside.

2007-06-29 23:04:04 · 4 answers · asked by BobbyT 1 in Other - Music