Entertainment & Music - 25 June 2007

i love them they rock !! i wish tey'd get back together!!

2007-06-25 23:56:12 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.
Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.Love, Dad
Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS At 4a.m. the next morning
A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could dofor you from here."


- Moral Of the Story -

NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS.

2007-06-25 23:51:08 · 15 answers · asked by shami742003 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Did anyone notice the story about the guy in Blue Island Illinois who's house was set on fire by squirrels not once but twice in eight days.? I think those squirrels ought to be sent down for life arsonists, What do you think, Squirrels or Insurance Job.?

2007-06-25 23:50:05 · 14 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Polls & Surveys

Left or Right???

2007-06-25 23:48:35 · 23 answers · asked by smudge 3 in Jokes & Riddles

My son wants to know. He's in math and science and asked this when I tried to get him to answer in P&S yesterday. Is he just a geek? I mean, isn't "What are your thoughts on camel toes" just as important as "y=mc2"?

2007-06-25 23:46:15 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

who's ghost do you want to haunt you?

2007-06-25 23:43:26 · 18 answers · asked by Piggy 6 in Polls & Surveys

its played at the funeral and will farell sings it, i think its called dust in the wind but im trying to find out who sings it

can anyone help?
think its an american band from 60s/70s

2007-06-25 23:43:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

Did you notice the story of the Wolverhampton mother who gave her new baby daughter 25 middle names celebrating Boxers. Is this Chavdom at work or what.?

2007-06-25 23:42:14 · 24 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Polls & Surveys

How about you?

2007-06-25 23:41:19 · 7 answers · asked by theunknownstuntman 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-25 23:40:04 · 5 answers · asked by . 2 in Polls & Surveys

Firstly: an engagement ring
Secondly: a wedding ring
Thirdly: the suffering

2007-06-25 23:39:41 · 5 answers · asked by Andy F 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-25 23:39:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ex-Busted guitarist James Bourne made a new band called son of dork last year. They were a hit but then they just dissapeared! Do anyone know whats happened to them??

2007-06-25 23:38:16 · 12 answers · asked by Jemma T 1 in Rock and Pop

Ok, you are on the final round of a popular TV game show.
The host stands in front of three doors.
Behind one is a brand-new, luxury estate car, behind the other two are b00by prizes (dead mackerel).

[1]_____[2]_____[3]


Now, he asks you to pick a door


[1]_____[2]_____[3]
/\


He then opens one of the others to reveal; = a mackerel.


[1]_____[@<]_____[3]
/\

Now do you switch or stay with your choice? Or does it matter?
(You have no way of finding out and you carn't ask etc.)



First correct answer with explanation gets the points.

Star and I might do some more :).

2007-06-25 23:37:53 · 18 answers · asked by ben_m_g 4 in Jokes & Riddles

My brother recently released his new single.There was a poll last weekend about which single was going to be the next 'hot' signle. This ended up in a tie with another new single. The radio stations are deciding what to do...

YOU can help by requesting my brothers song. How? Go to this link: http://www.kontaktfm.nl/verzoekplaat.php

And request this song :
'Luca Savazzi - Dans nog één keer met mij'
The more requests the more chance my brother wins!!

The form is in Dutch and not all fields are required, but here's the translation:
Naam = Name, Dhr=Mr, Mw=Mrs., Email, Bericht=Message

THANK YOU!! I REALLY appreciate your help!

2007-06-25 23:31:58 · 1 answers · asked by Virtualbeachboy 1 in Other - Entertainment

One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.

The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him."

So the minister began his sermon.

One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon.

The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay..."

2007-06-25 23:30:16 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-25 23:27:29 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

people are funny

2007-06-25 23:23:53 · 26 answers · asked by astra 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do you know, How a couple behaves after and before marriage.

Before the marriage :
-----------------
He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He : NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me ?
He : Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He : NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He : Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He : No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He : Yes.
----------------

Now, After the marriage, you can read it from below to up,
But start with second last line :-) !!!!

******

2007-06-25 23:23:27 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-25 23:23:26 · 46 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-25 23:22:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-25 23:21:52 · 10 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-25 23:13:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like my coffee so that the spoon nearly stands up on it's own.

2007-06-25 23:12:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just a couple of minutes ago i did a big sneeze and it felt good. What about you guys?

2007-06-25 23:12:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When I was a schoolboy, the school dictionary described a "fart" as an explosion between the legs. Sounds painful, doesn't it? What name (such as trump) do you use for this action? The RAF personal on the surrounding camp would say "whose guffed". Go on, tell us all your individual or family term for it.

2007-06-25 23:08:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

had the hair done and it was conversation for a while is your job so boring that it sends you asleep help!!!

2007-06-25 23:08:32 · 19 answers · asked by astra 5 in Polls & Surveys

My boss just told me i have to many coffee breaks... Blooming cheek!!!!!!

2007-06-25 23:07:59 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And it's happened already! I only changed it ten minutes ago!

2007-06-25 23:05:39 · 20 answers · asked by Zombie Jesus 5 in Polls & Surveys

your top 10 songs in order from best to worst...? =)

2007-06-25 23:02:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys