Entertainment & Music - 29 June 2007

A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the barman tells him he owes £5.50.
"But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer.
"Okay," says the barman, "If you say you paid, you did."
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid.
The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt.
The barman replies, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it."
Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend, and tells him how to get free drinks.
The man hurries into the bar and begins to large whiskey’s when, suddenly, the barman leans over sand says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched in the face."
"Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds. "Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."

2007-06-29 00:19:06 · 13 answers · asked by Northernbloke 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-29 00:18:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 00:18:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I definately am! I get awake easily and am extremely joyful & happy. Too bad my family doesnt share this in common with me...


How about you? Are you a morning person?

2007-06-29 00:17:40 · 18 answers · asked by Ren Brown Y!A Cant Get Rid Of Me 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 00:16:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 00:16:43 · 7 answers · asked by Y!A addict NURSE SWEETIEGOAT 4 in Polls & Surveys

when speaking, writing, and typing?

I generally do but every now and then (especially when typing) i'll slip up or abbreviate here and there. Why does this make some people so upset? I think its pretty obnoxious to correct someones grammer in a condescending way, dont you?

2007-06-29 00:15:02 · 23 answers · asked by Satellite Eyes 6 in Polls & Surveys

Just to prove your point...

thanx~

2007-06-29 00:14:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just went with it!!!
Will my wife find out!!!
Im 36 and the boss is 45, was that wrong???

2007-06-29 00:12:12 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Thank you for your answer! :) Have a wonderful day! :)

2007-06-29 00:11:27 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 00:10:53 · 16 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

why do I think it would help me with my Yahoo Answers addiction?

2007-06-29 00:10:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 00:08:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What did you get from your parents?

2007-06-29 00:06:47 · 8 answers · asked by Freakgirl 7 in Polls & Surveys

totally evil with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Indeed, it seems as though their primary motivation was to conquer and enslave as much of the universe as possible; a remarkable goal considering that it took them several thousand years to learn how to conquer a flight of steps

2007-06-29 00:05:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-29 00:05:32 · 19 answers · asked by yadda yadda yadda 4 in Polls & Surveys

Well I mean like The Shadow, or Doc Savage, Spysmasher...How does one figure the real first?

2007-06-29 00:04:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Some of you guys are so funny, often with the simplest question. The answers can be even funnier. Rock on.

2007-06-29 00:01:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys