With the apparent lack of success rehab has shown with Britney and Paris...?

Question

why do I think it would help me with my Yahoo Answers addiction?

Answer 1

Why should anyone care about Britney or Paris? Why should we care about you?

Answer 2

You mean: You need rehab for YA?
It is my personal experience with addictions that one needs a rock bottom. Once your addiction to YA is taking more away from your life that it is otherwise positively contributing you need to consider rehab.
I know that there is a fellowship actively supporting withdraw and life without overuse /addiction to Filofax; in the US somewhere.
I'm not going to tell you why you think like you do and if rehab is going to help. I'm going to tell you why you are not a rehab candidate:

Because you aren't a "real" celebrity.

I don't think you addiction is real. I think you fake it to get attention and have people talk about you.

We have observed some residual evidence to support the notion that you might have a brain. it is sobering signing a check for $1000 a day. Do you still want to go?

You aren't blonde enough. Go bald. Not cute enough (sorry) to get away with it. You might actually get "cured"

You seem to display knowledge of right and wrong and what supposedly normal people do and don't. DUI anyone?

You are able to go from the kitchen (yes, where you cook) to the bedroom without the assistance of your PR consultant, stylist, secretary, mother or lover. Oh, you don't have all these people hanging around 24/7, oh well then you aren't qualified to go to rehab.

You haven't been married to someone called Fed-Ex. Therefore you may not need immidiate intense psychoanalysis. Oh, you prefer people that aren't attached to somebody else BEFORE you start going out with them?

You don't seem at all ungrateful about your life and the responsibilities and privileges it has so far offered.

Signs of YA-addiction induced insanity may include, sudden urges to go on planes to unknown regions in the world to meet people called xoxo or supafriend. If this happens email me for emotional and practical support (does your mother approve? do you love your children? Is the Middle East such a good idea? Don't you think it would be a modest display of courtesy to tell them you are coming over? to the downright: You are not going anywhere! Go dig garden! Go to bed!
I know, we all get this from time to time, but a shopping spree and a cinematic experience tend to cure these urges.

Waking up in the morning switching on to see if there are any messages any points. Before going to the bathroom.

Firmly believe you are able to sort it out alone on your own. If not give me a mail and I will bill you $1000 a day for a rehab course and get the garden done in the process.
all best

PS. May I just add at the end of this waffle: I have the greatest respect for anybody in a programme of recovery. We have often paid with everything we had, to be able to claw back a life.

Answer 3

Paris and Britney did Ok after rehab, it's Lindsey who needs smacked every once and awhile :-(

I think being addicted to Yahoo! Answers is better than being addicted to cocaine anyways...

Answer 4

We might have to go to rehab together, but its seen me through some tough times-- and I anticipate more are ahead, so I can't stop now! LOL

Answer 5

Y&A is not a bad additcion, you dont need to go to rehab for that. ☺

Answer 6

and, you come in here asking all us other Y!A addicts, lol. at least it's a good, safe, fun and legal addiction!

Answer 7

You're addicted to me, that's what your problem is. Well, it's not a real problem to me to be honest.

Answer 8

honey it will not help.....put those handcuffs on during the times you are usually on line...that might help! hehe

Answer 9

Well, since you ARE a celebrity here................

Have a great day!

Answer 10

they wont help ya i will any day