Young boy starts work in the chemist.
His first female customer asks for a jar of face cream.
The boy reples "It's on the counter, get it yourself"
The manager overhearing this quickly steps in and rebukes the boy for his lack of manners and asks him to listen to how the manager handles the customer.
"Madam, your beauty is my duty" says the manager.
The boy says "Oh I get it, you put a bit of poetry into it?"
"well something like that "says the manager "Just be polite"
The second customer for the boy requests a pack of sanitary towels.
The boy hesitates for a little while then replies
"Don't go away, I'll be back in a flash with a sash for your gash"
2007-06-25 22:23:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very very good
2007-06-25 22:50:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes the old ones are the best aren't they!
Try singing to ''Little things mean a lot -
A sweaty sock besides an old french letter
A dose of syphilis that wont get better
Oh how the smell of you clings
These foolish things remind me of you
Blood stained knickers in the back of a taxi
Rude noises coming from a horses Jacksie
Oh how the smell of you clings
These foolish things remind me of you
2007-06-26 05:30:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross
...yet satisfying
2007-06-26 05:27:09 · answer #3 · answered by God 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever!!!
2007-06-26 05:38:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-06-26 05:40:04 · answer #5 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that the end of the joke????
2007-06-26 05:28:05 · answer #6 · answered by mary m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeh. don't get it
2007-06-26 05:26:58 · answer #7 · answered by ღஜRori deღஜ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad..
2007-06-26 05:54:47 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny...dont get it....
2007-06-26 05:40:15 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋