and my guests today are?
2007-06-25 22:50:45 · 20 answers · asked by astra 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Talk Shows
Today it was a 60 year old woman who told her 30year old daughter that she was having sex with her 19year old boyfriend.
Both women took off their shirts, and the older woman also took out her teeth and made suggestive comments to Paul and Jerry.
The man couldn't decide between the two of them, but the older woman resolved to keep sleeping with him, so the younger woman moved out of his house.
2007-06-26 08:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by Cerebus_shun 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cat Garner: A 19 yr old, bicurious female from Norwich, England. She has self esteem issues, and she is here today to tell her boyfriend that she has slept with over 40 of his friends, but it's ok as it makes her "feel good about herself"
(this is a joke by the way)
2007-06-25 22:54:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Billy Bob, who wants to marry his cousin, Becky Ann, and the family and each of their 15 other lovers all disapprove. Or some other white trash topic.
2007-06-26 06:14:52 · answer #3 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well hi Jerry..
Now, Rusty Mullet Barnet, with the bad moustache; you know I love ya..
.. but I brought you on today, because I have a little secret..
My name is not really Shania, and I wasn't raised in Ohio..
.. My real name is Mickey Geezer, and I'm really a man..
(cue the flying chair, and really hammy scrap.. Free hotel room in Chicago! Woo!!)
2007-06-25 22:55:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
2 trailer trash wives with 47 kids between them, there are both alcoholics and drug users, they say they cant manage on what the benefits system gives them and need more money as the extra their 4 eldest daughters bring home as prostitutes isnt enough to buy the beer
2007-06-25 22:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Are over sized women swimming in mash potatoes
and that white trailer trash whore stole my false teeth
2007-06-26 09:14:17 · answer #6 · answered by Autism's Beautiful Face 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer (sp?)
2007-06-25 22:59:09 · answer #7 · answered by heartlessrn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anorexic
Victoria Beckham
Angelina Jolie
Nicole Richie
I have no idea why they are so skinny.
Today they'll be fighting about who should eat the carrot.
2007-06-25 22:55:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anyone who is mentally unstable, bleach blond hair and teeth missing
2007-06-25 22:54:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a woman with a penis and a goat lover boyfriend who doesn't sympothize for my out of control obsession with pipe cleaner between people's arm pits
2007-06-25 22:53:47 · answer #10 · answered by lone_star_lass 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋