A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look friend, don't EVER do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologizes and says he didn't realize that a "little tap" could scare him so much.
The driver, after gathering himself together replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years!
Hearses are people who drive confin to graves etc
2007-06-25 22:27:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like that i tried to star but my computer is weird i like it
2007-06-25 22:30:41 · answer #1 · answered by ladyluck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's scary!!
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said...
'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
2007-06-25 22:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not bad, but would've been better if you left the hearse definition out at the end
2007-06-25 22:30:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wish i knew what hearses were before you'd given the footnoe...otherwise, it wsa really funny..a star from me, all right.
2007-06-26 00:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by Lamya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I donot think of it is humorous, yet am getting very apprehensive approximately what form of folk stay in this worldwide! lol.....in step with danger while they have been handing out brains, they have been out enjoying ball! (in the event that they did not harm themselves with the ball).....
2016-09-28 11:34:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute but I've heard it before.
2007-06-25 22:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by Noodle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH i get it he thought yeah. . . that was a good one! Hilarious
2007-06-26 09:45:38 · answer #7 · answered by ♥LuLu♪™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would have been funnier if you didn't explain it in the end :)
2007-06-25 22:31:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
creepy, but funny :)
2007-06-25 22:32:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but funny..
2007-06-25 22:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋