Entertainment & Music - 4 June 2007

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!"

The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah".

The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!"

Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boys bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!"

The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you have to say NOW?"
So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"

2007-06-04 03:22:14 · 13 answers · asked by chinkyidevilishgrin 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What do men want?

2007-06-04 03:21:31 · 28 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Does Paris deserve to go to jail?

Okay now that she is actually in jail, to be honest I figured her lawyer would have gotten her out of it (look what lawyers did for OJ) does she deserve it?

2007-06-04 03:21:14 · 21 answers · asked by Melanie 2 in Celebrities

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if you could only save 1 city from armageddon, which one would you save and why?

2007-06-04 03:20:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What hours do you normally work???

Y in the world did they post this in Diet and Fitness...
what a waste!!!

2007-06-04 03:20:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what season is it now?

Sprimmer?

2007-06-04 03:19:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is it just me or do 50% of all questions asked on Y! A use some sort of sexual innuendo?

I'm not complaining, obviously. Why would i? :-)

2007-06-04 03:19:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Avrill lavigne,Simple Plan,30 seconds to mars,fall out boy,GREEN DAY,good charlotte &..are killing PUNk!?

because they're POP! what's your oppinion?

2007-06-04 03:17:42 · 10 answers · asked by NoFX PunX 1 in Celebrities

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Guess where I was born.?

hehe go on, guess where! ;)

2007-06-04 03:17:10 · 39 answers · asked by kimagain90 2 in Polls & Surveys

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will these allergies kill me?

it sure feels like it

2007-06-04 03:15:59 · 11 answers · asked by zenkifc3 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Pricing 3 guitars??

I'm trying to sell 2 acoustic guitars and an electric but I don't know what to price them at.
One is a FirstAct, never been used.
Another is an Excel with a few dings from a friend, it comes with a carrying case.
The electric is a Squier Stratocaster in excellent condition with a gig bag, cables, amp and electronic tuner.

Could you help me price them?

2007-06-04 03:14:22 · 3 answers · asked by xdeathbyteacupx 1 in Other - Entertainment

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Do you think Tom Cruise is really such a loser?

He still revvs my motor!

2007-06-04 03:13:11 · 23 answers · asked by bettiewoeswoes 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Boys or Girls..!?

This nice guy asked me about his penis size (it's 4 and 1/2 inches when erect and fairly slender) is it small or what? What do you guys think?
Please, be honest!
Thanks <3
P.S I don't know his age!

2007-06-04 03:13:10 · 16 answers · asked by Made in Sweden ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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i just watched "the prestige" and i have an important question?

in the scene when bale finds the water tank and jackman is drowning, why doesn't the clone of jackman comes out from up of the stage? (jackman was tranported by the machine before he saw bale then he should have no idea that bale is down the stage and so should've come from the upper side of the stage)

2007-06-04 03:12:10 · 6 answers · asked by shata 2 in Movies

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ladies; do you think we are partly to blame for the type of men who are around today...?

I mean... where are all the heroes of days gone by... we are stuck with a bunch of metro-sexuals who use more creams and product than we do...

Is this because we demand to be treated as equals?

2007-06-04 03:12:03 · 16 answers · asked by bettiewoeswoes 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Joke for the day?

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."

2007-06-04 03:11:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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POLL: MEN....are you disappointed when a woman ......?

parallel parks without difficulty....?
Does it spoil your entertainment?

2007-06-04 03:11:32 · 31 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What do you like about the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean"?

2007-06-04 03:11:05 · 37 answers · asked by lyn 2 in Movies

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Did ya ever get a migraine so bad that you just want to crawl back into bed?

what did you take? i did the excedrin migraine w/ caffine which usually works, but it didn't make it go away this time...

2007-06-04 03:10:53 · 17 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the name of the song played by The Outlaws which lasted more than twelve minutes?

2007-06-04 03:09:58 · 3 answers · asked by Van der stone 1 in Jazz

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When did the left-hand lane stop being the passing lane?

Just curious what others from the USA think about this. Years ago, when I learned how to drive, the right hand lane(s) were for driving and the far left lane was the passing lane.

Nowadays, people drive in the left lane. And they seem to drive SLOWLY in that lane. And they won't pull over into the right lane to let you pass. And they seem to be oblivious to anything being wrong with that.

Anyone know how this came about? Is the far left lane still considered a passing lane?

2007-06-04 03:09:56 · 3 answers · asked by kja63 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What happened to the raw eggs?

Sam Rottenegger got some free tickets to go and see his least favorite band. Sam, feeling a little unruly, stopped at the corner store so he could bring a 1/2 dozen eggs with him to the concert. The concert was packed and the tunes were so loud that Sam could hardly stand it. He started making his way through the crowd when one of the eggs broke in his pocket and ran down the inside of his shirt. Sam squirmed with disgust but thought how great it would be to see that yellow ooze on the band members. It took him 60 grueling minutes to make his way close enough to launch his attack. Sam chucked one right at the bass player but it just bounced off him without breaking. "Odd," Sam thought, but every one of the 4 eggs he threw just landed unbroken. He never got to throw the 5th as security removed Sam promptly. Sam, now half deaf, bruised, battered, and confused looked closely at the egg and noticed it wasn't exactly raw anymore.
What happened to the eggs? They were raw when he took them in

2007-06-04 03:09:32 · 14 answers · asked by ~just~me~ 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Which female celebrities have the sexiest legs?

What would be your top 10 favourite young celebrities that look really hot in a short skirt?

2007-06-04 03:09:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys